<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021813.html"><i>Not Another Teen Wednesday One-Liner</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 122659 -->Teen in sideways cap: I touched it, but I didn&#39;t like it.<br/><br/>--Uptown A Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123408 -->Student: Dude, I think I&#39;m dyslexic with stairs.<br/><br/>--Stuyvesant High School<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124015 -->Teen, seriously: No... Webkinz are definitely a lot more high-maintenance then neopets.<br/><br/>--Downtown 6 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128833 -->Teenage boy: I want to be a Senator or something like that. Like, the Government is the best place to have sex.<br/><br/>--Bard High School, Queens<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sunny<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124555 -->Punk teen to friends: Even though it seemed like she was into things, now she&#39;s not into anything.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: i don&#39;t like stuff either<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 10, 2010