<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021814.html">Wednesday One-Liners Prefer to Think Of It As "Long-Term Borrowing"</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 121957 -->Rich girl: I went to Forever21 and bought a dress. Then I stole some sunglasses and other accessories along with it, cause you know, times are rough.<br/><br/>--Metro-North Rail<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117901 -->Run-down-looking middle-aged guy: I got my phone stolen. Uh-huh. No, it wasn&#39;t even a trick, it was a friend!<br/><br/>--Home Depot, 23rd St<br/><br/>Overheard by: STC<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123228 -->Very loud child at display of cars to mother in line: It&#39;s okay, mom! You don&#39;t need to buy one for me. I can just take one and run out. Maybe even two, easy!<br/><br/>--Rite Aid, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: oneofmanymikes<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128658 -->Shopping lady to friend: It&#39;s okay to steal but it&#39;s not okay to be gay.<br/><br/>--94th &amp; 3rd Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: venniblue<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125447 -->Girl on phone: So you actually caught him stealing from you? (pause) Okay. (pause) Well, you didn&#39;t want that anyway. So you&#39;re still going to fuck him, right?<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; 21st St<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 10, 2010