<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021869.html">Wednesday One-Liners Have No Trouble Getting Dates</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 125713 -->Girl on bench, to guy in whose arms she is snuggled: Get your shit together and decide if you like men or women before you come around trying to date me!<br/><br/>--Battery Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126331 -->Woman to friend: What&#39;s with all these bi-colored, bi-curious tomatoes?<br/><br/>--Farmers Market, Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Dave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 132086 -->Thug on cell: Yo! You didn&#39;t know that? (pause) Yeah man, he love pussy, but he love dick too!<br/><br/>--6th St b/w 1st &amp; 2nd Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129752 -->Drunk blonde: I like both black guys and white guys. Does that make me bi?<br/><br/>--Joshua Tree Bar, Hell&#39;s Kitchen<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mon<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 17, 2010