<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021872.html"><i>Dial "M" for Wednesday One-Liner</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 130577 -->Man with entourage: So I killed one just before I went to sleep. (entourage laughs) Yeah, and I left it on her ceiling as a warning.<br/><br/>--Bleecker &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 131308 -->Dude walking down street: And if I kill him, I&#39;m certified to bring him back to life...<br/><br/>--Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 132533 -->Old man to another: You know, I don&#39;t even give a shit if I die anymore!<br/><br/>--E 84th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 132371 -->Girl to friend: Why would you put the poison in milk?<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Michela<br/><br/><!-- ID = 132659 -->20-something guy: Fucking corduroy! I&#39;ve gotta tell ya, I fucking love corduroy! I swear to god, I&#39;d kill for corduroy!<br/><br/>--J.Crew Men&#39;s Store<br/><br/>Overheard by: Pedro<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 17, 2010