<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021874.html">Wednesday One-Liners Say "<a Href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008378.html">Merry Fuckmas</a>, New York!"</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 132609 -->Large group of people dressed like Santa: What do we want? Christmas! When do we want it? Now!<br/><br/>--Washington Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: TR<br/><br/><!-- ID = 111421 -->Gay guy on cell: You don&#39;t want to see white Christmas. Honey, you don&#39;t understand... That was the whitest Christmas I have ever seen.<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; 43rd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 119369 -->20-something woman to 20-something guy, in April: It wouldn&#39;t be Christmas without you.<br/><br/>--Stromboli&#39;s Pizza<br/><br/><!-- ID = 131490 -->Mom to child yelling at her: Who do you think you&#39;re talking to? That&#39;s it, Christmas is over for you!<br/><br/>--135th St &amp; 5th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Yowza<br/><br/><!-- ID = 132348 -->Normal-looking woman to no one in particular: Look at Santa. The same letters as &quot;Satan.&quot; Do you think Christmas has anything to do with Jesus? Where in the Bible does it say Jesus was born on December 24th? I tell you, Santa is Satan.<br/><br/>--Xmas Tree Stand, High School<br/><br/><!-- ID = 132431 -->Staples employee, in response to radio: Man! I want to move to Vietnam, or Pakistan, or wherever the fuck they don&#39;t care about Christmas.<br/><br/>--Staples, Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Damon H.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 132635 -->Man to friend during interval: Have you heard about the Scientology Christmas pageant?<br/><br/>--Carnegie Hall<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 17, 2010