<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021905.html">Drink Every Time They Say "Fuck"</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 129838 -->Angry drunk girl to Guido friend she&#39;s dragging along: Hey, it&#39;s Laura*! (yelling) Hey you, Laura, you fucking slut! I heard you fucked Tommy*! You fucked my boyfriend, you fucking whore!<br/>Laura: Hey, fuck you! I&#39;ll fuck whoever I want to fuck.<br/>Angry drunk girl: You fucking slut! I can&#39;t fucking believe you!<br/>Laura: Pipe down. His dick is tiny. Get a man with a real package, then I&#39;ll fuck him, and then you can complain.<br/>Angry drunk girl: You whore!<br/>Passerby: God, I love me some Bridge and Tunnel on a Saturday night.<br/>Angry drunk girl: Did he just call us "Bridge and Tunnel"?! That dick!<br/><br/>--86th St & 3rd Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Actually, it&#39;s WHOMever: you&#39;ll fuck WHOMever you want to fuck.<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 21, 2010