<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/022798.html">...Why&#39;re People <i>Staring</i> at Us?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 139294 -->Youngblood thug #1: Yo, I just came from the doctor and my shit was just violated.<br/>Youngblood thug #2: Nigga, what you talkn&#39; bout?<br/>Youngblood thug #1: He just grabbed my shit and told me to cough.<br/>Youngblood thug #2: Yo dick?<br/>Youngblood thug #1: Yeah, nigga!<br/>Youngblood thug #2: Get the fuck outta here.<br/>Youngblood thug #1, depressingly: Yeah, nigga.<br/>Middle aged thug: That shit ain&#39;t nothing. I had a colonoscopy or whatever the fuck it&#39;s called.<br/>Youngblood thug #1: What the fuck is that?<br/>Middle aged thug: I don&#39;t know, but the nigga went up my ass.<br/>Youngblood thug #1 and #2: What the fuck?<br/>Middle aged thug: Nah, but I&#39;m not gonna front, though that shit tickled at first.<br/><br/>--Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 26, 2010