<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/023037.html">A Picture Speaks a Thousand Wednesday One-Liners.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 132015 -->Father to two toddlers walking with mommy: So your mother offered to take me to The Standard for our anniversary, where we&#39;d pose naked in the windows for all to see. I told your mommy I&#39;m game... Afterwards we&#39;ll sell the pictures in Australia, how&#39;s that sound?<br/><br/>--23rd St &amp; 8th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: geedee<br/><br/><!-- ID = 135160 -->Hipster, on being mugged: So I&#39;m in the ambulance, but instead of feeling bad about it I took a picture of myself and put it on Twitter.<br/><br/>--Whole Foods, Union Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 136871 -->Girl on cell: Just take nude photos of yourself. Go home. Take off your clothes, stand in front of a mirror, and take pictures.<br/><br/>--23rd St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 138201 -->Slutty-looking hipster chick on phone: My ex boyfriend said that he googled me and found naked pics of me.<br/><br/>--4th Ave &amp; 86th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: bay ridge bitch<br/><br/><!-- ID = 138105 -->Annoying teen girl: He said &quot;You know Limp Bizkit? Well, this is limp dick!&quot; And he sent me a picture of his soft penis and I died laughing on the street!<br/><br/>--Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wallflower<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 1, 2010