<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/023039.html"><i>Where Are They Now?: Wednesday One-Liners</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 134984 -->Old lady to friend: You know who I feel sorry for? Yoko Ono.<br/><br/>--Central Park West<br/><br/><!-- ID = 136119 -->Female suit on cell: I once gave Carrot Top a massage.<br/><br/>--UCB Theater<br/><br/>Overheard by: Robert<br/><br/><!-- ID = 137288 -->Ghetto girl on cell: I know you ain&#39;t no Jay Leno and I don&#39;t speak Avatar!<br/><br/>--Fort Greene<br/><br/><!-- ID = 138423 -->Sober guy to drunk older guy: You know what you look like?? You look like a fucked-up Bobby Brown.<br/><br/>--3 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 136479 -->Woman at outdoor cafe: She&#39;s not that bad, she&#39;s more Snooki than Fran Drescher.<br/><br/>--Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rick<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 1, 2010