<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/023043.html">Remember the Good Old Days When You Could Smuggle Antiquities with Impunity?</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 140169 -->Asian man: What seems to be the problem?<br/>Security official: Other than the fact that your passport and your ticket have two completely different names on them, nothing.<br/><br/>--JFK Security<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 3, 2010