<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/023058.html">Wednesday One-Liners Call It an "Eating Plan"</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 134492 -->Squeaky blonde: When I feel like that after drinking too much I just totally stick my finger down my throat. I don&#39;t wake up with a hangover, and it saves calories too!<br/><br/>--Blarney Rock Pub<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ant928<br/><br/><!-- ID = 136583 -->Dumpy middle aged lady: I haven&#39;t lost any weight, but I&#39;m still alive. So... I&#39;m pretty proud of myself.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 136764 -->Girl: You should have to pay by the calorie. That&#39;d make people less fat.<br/><br/>--Chipotle, Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Confabulation Nation<br/><br/><!-- ID = 137938 -->Five-year-old boy to mom: Hey, mom, this energy drink has 10 calories less then the Monster drink!<br/><br/>--7-Eleven<br/><br/>Overheard by: CatVonD<br/><br/><!-- ID = 138321 -->NYU student: You know when you&#39;re on a diet, and you wash your face with apricot cleanser? It smells so good that you just want to, like, eat it!<br/><br/>--Washington Square Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: melbert<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 8, 2010