<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/023059.html">You <i>Complete</i> Me, Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 136636 -->Blonde coed: After he finished yelling at me for a solid ten minutes, he&#39;s like, &quot;So, do you want to be my girlfriend?&quot;<br/><br/>--3rd Ave &amp; 11th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: simon<br/><br/><!-- ID = 136995 -->Middle school girl to boy: I don&#39;t normally get with sixth graders, but you&#39;re different...<br/><br/>--10th St &amp; 1st Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 137197 -->Woman on cell: You are not listening to me. (pause) When you say whatever it is you&#39;re bitching about&#39;, I know that you are not actually listening to me.<br/><br/>--Riverside Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 137357 -->Guy on cell: I don&#39;t treat you quite as bad as you say.<br/><br/>--Amtrak<br/><br/>Overheard by: Flooey<br/><br/><!-- ID = 138314 -->Boyfriend, about girlfriend enthusiastically cheering on Colbert: Why don&#39;t you scream like that for me?<br/><br/>--The Colbert Report Set<br/><br/><!-- ID = 138303 -->Party girl to friend: So I asked my priest, and he said &quot;I think you should see other people.&quot;<br/><br/>--Park Ave &amp; 29th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: petey<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 8, 2010