<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/024898.html">Mom Chanted the Times Tables All During Her Pregnancy</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 146777 -->Ghetto mother: How much is one times one?<br/>Five-year-old son: Uh ... four?<br/>Ghetto mother: What? Boy, are you serious? Yo... I don't know what to do with you anymore. You're ignorant. (gets up and walks to bathroom)<br/>Five-year-old son, to people sitting around: I'm not ignorant.<br/><br/>--Staten Island Ferry<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 28, 2012