<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/025026.html">Wednesday One-Liners Hit the Snooze Button</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 136542 -->Girl to friend: Dude, so I was totally falling asleep on the toilet at work and thought of you!<br/><br/>--Abilene, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mateo<br/><br/><!-- ID = 137269 -->Homegirl on cell pacing by the subway: Woman put a cigarette out on my daughter. I hear about it, come rushing down, there&#39;s cop cars and shit out down the block. I pull up, pull out my gun, no shit, put that shit right in that bitch&#39;s mouth. And she didn&#39;t think I was serious till I cocked that mother fucker back an&#39; scream, &quot;what did you do to my daughter!?&quot; Shit was crazy. And that was one of the most fucked up dreams I&#39;ve ever had.<br/><br/>--1 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: simon<br/><br/><!-- ID = 139373 -->Buff guy on cell: Yo, nigga, what up? I got the truth right here, I haven&#39;t slept for three days. You hear me? I been awake for three days! I ain&#39;t never gonna sleep again! I&#39;m going for eternity! Eternity, nigga! I am the agent of god! The agent of god! You hear me?<br/><br/>--110th &amp; Manhattan Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Flaxxxen<br/><br/><!-- ID = 140638 -->Comedy guy: I know you all like to get a lot of rest for your health. Well, this show will put you right to sleep.<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: meq<br/><br/><!-- ID = 136767 -->Hipster to girlfriend, stoically: I liked you better when you were sleeping.<br/><br/>--Bushwick<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 8, 2012