Overheard in New York2010-02-09T20:01:06ZThe Voice of the Citytag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2Movable TypeCopyright (c) 2010, Overheard in New YorkOn the Plus Side, People Also Probably Think You Have a Big Penis.2010-02-09T20:01:06Z2010-02-09T20:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2.215982010-02-09T20:00:00ZCollege girl: You're nice. Your personality definitely doesn't match your height.Tall college guy: What?College girl: Like, you're really cheerful and fun, you act different than people think you would, because you're so tall.Tall college guy: How do I look like...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comCollege girl: You're nice. Your personality definitely doesn't match your height. Tall college guy: What? College girl: Like, you're really cheerful and fun, you act different than people think you would, because you're so tall. Tall college guy: How do I look like I would act? College girl, thinking for a moment: Ummm, kind of like a douchebag. Tall college guy: I look like a douchebag. Thanks.
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His Parents Had to Walk Into a Bar2010-02-09T17:01:05Z2010-02-09T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2.215972010-02-09T17:00:00ZBoyfriend: So you heard 'bout the Russian guy, the Jewish one? He's both, ya know. Russian and Jewish.Girlfriend: Yeah, I know. Jewish is a religion.Boyfriend: Yeah.--B61 Bus...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comBoyfriend: So you heard 'bout the Russian guy, the Jewish one? He's both, ya know. Russian and Jewish. Girlfriend: Yeah, I know. Jewish is a religion. Boyfriend: Yeah.
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...And You Say I Always Forget Our Anniversary!2010-02-09T14:01:06Z2010-02-09T14:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2.215962010-02-09T14:00:00ZAnnoyed wife: Why is there toast in my purse?Clueless husband: It's not toast, it's a cracker.--FAO Schwartz...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comAnnoyed wife: Why is there toast in my purse? Clueless husband: It's not toast, it's a cracker.
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That's Mostly European Immigrants, Dude.2010-02-09T11:01:11Z2010-02-09T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2.215952010-02-09T11:00:00ZShort Indian guy in high voice: No, no, you don't understand! Immigrants do very much for this country!Tall, fat white guy in heavy Brooklyn accent: Ahhhh, up your ass!--F TrainOverheard by: donald morgan...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comShort Indian guy in high voice: No, no, you don't understand! Immigrants do very much for this country! Tall, fat white guy in heavy Brooklyn accent: Ahhhh, up your ass!
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Just As Long As It's Chicks Who Are Willing to Sleep with Me2010-02-09T10:45:55Z2010-02-09T08:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2.215942010-02-09T08:00:00Z20-something hipster boy #1: So, you ever think that the US will stop being the most powerful nation in the world?20-something hipster boy #2: Well, if not us, then who?20-something hipster boy #3: They say China will take over eventually.20-something...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.com20-something hipster boy #1: So, you ever think that the US will stop being the most powerful nation in the world? 20-something hipster boy #2: Well, if not us, then who? 20-something hipster boy #3: They say China will take over eventually. 20-something hipster boy #2: China? What the hell are they gonna do, drop people on us?
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She's Hoping He'll Become Her Ventriloquist Dummy2010-02-09T10:47:07Z2010-02-09T05:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2.215932010-02-09T05:00:00ZBoy on cell on platform: So yeah, I'll be there soon...I'm at the... um... The um... The... what do you call it? I'm waiting for the umm, and I'm at the... (sighs) What do you call it?Girl next to him,...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comBoy on cell on platform: So yeah, I'll be there soon...I'm at the... um... The um... The... what do you call it? I'm waiting for the umm, and I'm at the... (sighs) What do you call it? Girl next to him, whispering loudly: Traaaaiiinnn statiiionnnnn! Girl next to her, yelling: Platform, train station, waiting for a train! (Boy walks away still on phone)
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Like You Did About That Whole HIV Thing2010-02-09T10:47:07Z2010-02-09T02:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2.215922010-02-09T02:00:00ZTeen boy: No, I can't hide a bottle there. She makes me do it with the door open. She'll see.Teen friend: She's going to watch you pee?Teen boy: No, I have my back to her, but she'll notice a bottle....Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comTeen boy: No, I can't hide a bottle there. She makes me do it with the door open. She'll see. Teen friend: She's going to watch you pee? Teen boy: No, I have my back to her, but she'll notice a bottle. Maybe I can use a Visine bottle. Teen friend: Just tell her that a positive result is good and negative is bad.
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Let Us Pray2010-02-09T10:47:07Z2010-02-08T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2.215912010-02-08T23:00:00ZOrthodox Jewish man #1: We're sending her to Westchester for her eating disorder.Orthodox Jewish man #2: Is that like a fat farm? Maybe she'll lose weight.--Manhattan Beach ParkOverheard by: Vespertinas...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comOrthodox Jewish man #1: We're sending her to Westchester for her eating disorder. Orthodox Jewish man #2: Is that like a fat farm? Maybe she'll lose weight.
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...We're a Bank, Sir.2010-02-09T10:47:08Z2010-02-08T20:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2.215902010-02-08T20:00:00ZFurious hobo: I just got run over in your parking lot and I can't even get a beer!?Woman: Sir, we don't even serve beer.--Northern Blvd, Queens...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comFurious hobo: I just got run over in your parking lot and I can't even get a beer!? Woman: Sir, we don't even serve beer.
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Better Prepare for Your Troll Years, Sally2010-02-09T10:47:08Z2010-02-08T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2.215892010-02-08T17:00:00ZBoyfriend: 30 years from now I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.Girlfriend: Why? 'cause I'll be 51?Boyfriend: Yes. You'll be ugly!--Grand Central Terminal...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comBoyfriend: 30 years from now I'm gonna slap the shit out of you. Girlfriend: Why? 'cause I'll be 51? Boyfriend: Yes. You'll be ugly!
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Like That Awesome Hobo Who Urinated on Us Earlier!2010-02-09T10:47:08Z2010-02-07T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2.215882010-02-07T23:00:00ZTourist: I read about this place in that New York book I got from the library.Guy in line: Did it also tell you that when it's a full moon everything is half off?Tourist to friend: Dude! We should just both...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comTourist: I read about this place in that New York book I got from the library. Guy in line: Did it also tell you that when it's a full moon everything is half off? Tourist to friend: Dude! We should just both get the large, then. Friend: I love this town and its little quirks like this.
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Sacha Baron Cohen, Is That You?2010-02-09T10:47:08Z2010-02-07T20:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2.215872010-02-07T20:00:00ZDrunk British guy to woman with small dog: My god, your dog is beautiful!Woman: Thanks. (British guy leans down and makes sexual motions near dog)Woman: Stop, oh my god!British guy, getting up: Lady, can you not see that I'm just...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comDrunk British guy to woman with small dog: My god, your dog is beautiful! Woman: Thanks. (British guy leans down and makes sexual motions near dog) Woman: Stop, oh my god! British guy, getting up: Lady, can you not see that I'm just trying to appreciate a beautiful dog! (runs away)
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Bait Like This Calls for a Bigger Fish2010-02-09T10:47:08Z2010-02-07T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2.215862010-02-07T17:00:00ZComedy club guy: Are you ready to be dazzled by comedy?Cute girl: Do I look like a fucking tourist to you?Comedy club guy: Well, are you ready for a boyfriend then?Cute girl: Maybe if you looked better.--42nd St & Broadway...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comComedy club guy: Are you ready to be dazzled by comedy? Cute girl: Do I look like a fucking tourist to you? Comedy club guy: Well, are you ready for a boyfriend then? Cute girl: Maybe if you looked better.
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The iTouch App We've All Been Waiting for2010-02-09T10:47:08Z2010-02-07T14:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2.215852010-02-07T14:00:00ZBlonde #1: I just got my boobs done!Blonde #2: Oh, wow! They're so cute!Blonde #1: They don't look too big or rock hard, do they? They hurt so much, I feel like a damn porn star!Blonde #2: No, they look...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comBlonde #1: I just got my boobs done! Blonde #2: Oh, wow! They're so cute! Blonde #1: They don't look too big or rock hard, do they? They hurt so much, I feel like a damn porn star! Blonde #2: No, they look awesome! Blonde #1: Wanna feel them? Blonde #2: (squeezes friend's boobs)
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Why Do Billionaires Do Anything?2010-02-09T10:47:08Z2010-02-07T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2010://2.215842010-02-07T11:00:00ZVally girl #1: I looove ellen Egenerous, she is soooooo funny.Vally girl #2: Yeah!Vally girl #1: I hate Dr Phil, he is soooo mean, but I looooove Opera, I mean love her. Why did she copyright her name? I mean,...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comVally girl #1: I looove ellen Egenerous, she is soooooo funny. Vally girl #2: Yeah! Vally girl #1: I hate Dr Phil, he is soooo mean, but I looooove Opera, I mean love her. Why did she copyright her name? I mean, why?