Overheard in New York2009-07-04T03:01:06ZThe Voice of the Citytag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2Movable TypeCopyright (c) 2009, Overheard in New YorkThe De Beers Commercial That Never Made It to TV2009-07-04T03:01:06Z2009-07-04T03:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.197102009-07-04T03:00:00ZDjlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comGay, complaining about relationship: I'm so tired of this...do you think love lasts forever? Girl, obviously frustrated about being single: Fuck it, Jaimie, the real question is whether it ever starts.
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The Side Of George W. Bush You Rarely Saw2009-07-04T01:01:05Z2009-07-04T01:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.197092009-07-04T01:00:00ZGuy: Of course I thought about it before I did it!Girl: So you're a premeditated moron.--55th & BroadwayOverheard by: Cornbread Jim...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comGuy: Of course I thought about it before I did it! Girl: So you're a premeditated moron.
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How'd You Know?!2009-07-03T23:01:05Z2009-07-03T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.197082009-07-03T23:00:00ZSmoking scenester #1 to another, after seeing toy poodle: Hey, look, that must be one of them dumb city rat dogs.Girl with poodle to smoking scenester #1: Hey, look, you must be one of those dumb bridge & tunnel cunts.--11th...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comSmoking scenester #1 to another, after seeing toy poodle: Hey, look, that must be one of them dumb city rat dogs. Girl with poodle to smoking scenester #1: Hey, look, you must be one of those dumb bridge & tunnel cunts.
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I Thought It Was an Inside Joke Between the Two Of You2009-07-03T21:01:07Z2009-07-03T21:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.197072009-07-03T21:00:00ZMan #1, to dog: See you later, Cody. Man #2 (dog owner): His name is Toby.Man #1: But I've been calling him Cody for ten years! Man #2: I know.--Hell's KitchenOverheard by: M. Blair...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comMan #1, to dog: See you later, Cody. Man #2 (dog owner): His name is Toby. Man #1: But I've been calling him Cody for ten years! Man #2: I know.
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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Boys But Were Afraid to Ask2009-07-03T19:01:06Z2009-07-03T19:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.197062009-07-03T19:00:00ZGuy #1: He wouldn't stop telling me to eat the cactus, so I just broke down and did it.Guy #2: Wow, what about the needles?Guy #1: I put it in a blender first, dumbass.Guy #2: Oh. So what happened?Guy #1:...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comGuy #1: He wouldn't stop telling me to eat the cactus, so I just broke down and did it. Guy #2: Wow, what about the needles? Guy #1: I put it in a blender first, dumbass. Guy #2: Oh. So what happened? Guy #1: I drank like three quarters of it and I threw up. A lot. Like "mother of god." Guy #2: Sheesh, then what? Guy #1: I passed out for about 9 hours. Guy #2: Awesome. Guy #1: Yeah.
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America, Encapsulated.2009-07-03T17:01:07Z2009-07-03T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.197032009-07-03T17:00:00ZBlack guy in suit: Gimme a hug!Black lady: I'll give you a hug once you pay me.--Lexington Ave & 43rd StOverheard by: dees...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comBlack guy in suit: Gimme a hug! Black lady: I'll give you a hug once you pay me.
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Aren't Fuschists, Like, Nazis?2009-07-03T15:01:06Z2009-07-03T15:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.197022009-07-03T15:00:00ZDefensive blonde: You can't mock my leggings, they're awesome! How dare you?!Offended brunette: They're fuchsia. How dare you?--21st St & Park AveOverheard by: Sarah R...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comDefensive blonde: You can't mock my leggings, they're awesome! How dare you?! Offended brunette: They're fuchsia. How dare you?
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The Porno Remake Of The Blob Has Something for Everyone2009-07-03T13:01:06Z2009-07-03T13:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.197012009-07-03T13:00:00ZGirl to boyfriend, picking something up: Oh! Titties, a porno! (hands DVD to boy)Boyfriend, opening case: Ugh, this probably has something gross on it. (thinks) Actually, my hand is sticky.Girl: Eww! You're right. We have to wash our hands before...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comGirl to boyfriend, picking something up: Oh! Titties, a porno! (hands DVD to boy) Boyfriend, opening case: Ugh, this probably has something gross on it. (thinks) Actually, my hand is sticky. Girl: Eww! You're right. We have to wash our hands before touching any orifices.
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Ahem-- The First Rule Of the Dino Show Is "Don't Talk About the Dino Show"2009-07-03T11:01:10Z2009-07-03T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.197002009-07-03T11:00:00ZLittle boys, watching two torosauruses battling during dinosaur show: Fight! Fight! Fight!Little boy ringleader: Rip his head off! I came to see some action!Little boys: Fight! Fight! Fight!Little boy ringleader: Fascinating! This is fascinating!--Walking with the Dinosaurs Show, Madison Square...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comLittle boys, watching two torosauruses battling during dinosaur show: Fight! Fight! Fight! Little boy ringleader: Rip his head off! I came to see some action! Little boys: Fight! Fight! Fight! Little boy ringleader: Fascinating! This is fascinating!
--Walking with the Dinosaurs Show, Madison Square Garden
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As Depicted in the Epic Documentary Short Bust-a-Nut2009-07-03T10:46:26Z2009-07-03T09:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.196992009-07-03T09:00:00ZBig guy: I read the other day on the internet that masturbating can really make you retarded.Clerk: Really? (long pause) Wow!--Porn Shop, Time SquareOverheard by: carepicha...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comBig guy: I read the other day on the internet that masturbating can really make you retarded. Clerk: Really? (long pause) Wow!
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Um, No2009-07-03T10:47:23Z2009-07-03T07:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.196982009-07-03T07:00:00ZGay: Where is she?Girl: She said she was watching Paris Hilton's My New BFF.Gay: Oh, was that on her twatter?Girl: You mean Twitter?--Student Center, NYU...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comGay: Where is she? Girl: She said she was watching Paris Hilton's My New BFF. Gay: Oh, was that on her twatter? Girl: You mean Twitter?
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Just Give Me a Minute to Clean Up Here2009-07-03T10:47:24Z2009-07-03T05:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.196972009-07-03T05:00:00ZDjlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comMale barista: Sorry, we're closed. 20-something girl: Can I get a tea bag to go?
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I'm So Proud Of Him2009-07-03T10:47:25Z2009-07-03T03:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.196962009-07-03T03:00:00ZGuy visiting mother at new office: Man...I've been in jail cells bigger than this.Mother, to coworkers: He really means that.--Fordham University...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comGuy visiting mother at new office: Man...I've been in jail cells bigger than this. Mother, to coworkers: He really means that.
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Speaking Of the Filth Of Humanity...2009-07-03T10:47:26Z2009-07-03T01:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.196952009-07-03T01:00:00ZWhiny old man: I hate the cold. I get so cold I hafta take a hot shower every night. How 'bout you?Old woman: Well, Eddy, you're supposed to take showers all the time.Whiny old man: How about that OJ Simpson?--B3...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comWhiny old man: I hate the cold. I get so cold I hafta take a hot shower every night. How 'bout you? Old woman: Well, Eddy, you're supposed to take showers all the time. Whiny old man: How about that OJ Simpson?
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Then How Can I Be a Jerk Off, Brainiac?2009-07-03T10:47:26Z2009-07-02T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.196942009-07-02T23:00:00ZMan #1, annoyed at being pushed: You don't have to push! Man #2: Well, it was really crowded. Woman: Welcome to New York! Man #1, to woman: Your mother! Woman: That's mature! What are you, in the 5th grade? Grow...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comMan #1, annoyed at being pushed: You don't have to push! Man #2: Well, it was really crowded. Woman: Welcome to New York! Man #1, to woman: Your mother! Woman: That's mature! What are you, in the 5th grade? Grow up, jerk-off! Man #1: Suck my dick! Woman: You don't got one, honey!