Overheard in New York2009-11-07T11:01:07ZThe Voice of the Citytag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2Movable TypeCopyright (c) 2009, Overheard in New YorkThe Adult Film Industry Will Be Happy to Guide You2009-11-07T11:01:07Z2009-11-07T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.208672009-11-07T11:00:00ZCute Asian girl: I feel like I'm in high school again, except the person I'm dating is female and a really good kisser, and the guy I'm plotting to seduce is my professor. What's wrong with my life?Friend: I think...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comCute Asian girl: I feel like I'm in high school again, except the person I'm dating is female and a really good kisser, and the guy I'm plotting to seduce is my professor. What's wrong with my life? Friend: I think you need to either learn to live without penis, or realize that kissing men isn't scary. Cute Asian girl: Kissing women is scary too! But I happen to really enjoy kissing Christina. Friend: Okay, so if you want to do your professor so badly, don't you think he might be a good kisser too? Cute Asian girl: There are so many things you can do with a guy that don't involve kissing... Friend: Again... Get over penis or start kissing men! Cute Asian girl: It isn't that simple!
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Tracy Chapman's Been Saying That Since 19882009-11-07T10:45:48Z2009-11-07T08:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.208662009-11-07T08:00:00ZBag lady to white guy whistling "When the Saints Go Marching In": Damn, nigger, that's my jam!Guy: I'm... Ummm... sorry?Bag lady: Yeah? Fuck you too!(guy and girl walk away)Bag lady: Shit, I gotta get outta this town and get my...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comBag lady to white guy whistling "When the Saints Go Marching In": Damn, nigger, that's my jam! Guy: I'm... Ummm... sorry? Bag lady: Yeah? Fuck you too! (guy and girl walk away) Bag lady: Shit, I gotta get outta this town and get my own place!
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Canadia: Dammit...!2009-11-07T10:47:07Z2009-11-07T05:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.208652009-11-07T05:00:00ZTeenage girl #1: And she was trying to convince me that Florida is north of New York!Teenage girl #2: Oh my god, some people are so stupid! North of us is like... Delaware!--Hudson & GansevoortOverheard by: Laura...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comTeenage girl #1: And she was trying to convince me that Florida is north of New York! Teenage girl #2: Oh my god, some people are so stupid! North of us is like... Delaware!
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I Checked Her Birth Certificate2009-11-07T10:47:08Z2009-11-07T02:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.208642009-11-07T02:00:00ZHispanic teenage girl #1: I don't know about that girl. She just don't fit in with our group.Hispanic teenage girl #2: Yeah, she think she ghetto fabulous, but she just ghetto.--Brooklyn...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comHispanic teenage girl #1: I don't know about that girl. She just don't fit in with our group. Hispanic teenage girl #2: Yeah, she think she ghetto fabulous, but she just ghetto.
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Who Knew Sex With Strangers Could Be Unsatisfying?2009-11-07T10:47:08Z2009-11-06T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.208622009-11-06T23:00:00ZWalk of shame girl #1: He said I was the best 20-minute decision he ever made.Walk of shame girl #2: Oh my god, really??Walk of shame girl #1: Yeah, more like 5 minutes.--89th St & 3rd AveOverheard by: Just Out...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comWalk of shame girl #1: He said I was the best 20-minute decision he ever made. Walk of shame girl #2: Oh my god, really?? Walk of shame girl #1: Yeah, more like 5 minutes.
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New Yorkers Aren't Impressed When You Put on the Dog2009-11-07T10:47:08Z2009-11-06T20:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.208612009-11-06T20:00:00ZWoman to waiter: Oh my god! I left my mink stole here. Oh please don't let it be gone. (goes to table, finds stole) Oh, thank god I found my mink stole and no one took it! Woman at next...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comWoman to waiter: Oh my god! I left my mink stole here. Oh please don't let it be gone. (goes to table, finds stole) Oh, thank god I found my mink stole and no one took it! Woman at next table: Oh, please, bitch, ain't nobody want your German Shepherd!
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Why Topless Tutoring Exists2009-11-07T10:47:08Z2009-11-06T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.208602009-11-06T17:00:00ZEight-year-old ghetto kid: Mama, give me your cell phone! I gotta call my girlfriend.Mother: What you gonna talk to her about? How you can't read and write? Tell her to help you with that!--HarlemOverheard by: Joe...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comEight-year-old ghetto kid: Mama, give me your cell phone! I gotta call my girlfriend. Mother: What you gonna talk to her about? How you can't read and write? Tell her to help you with that!
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Why Little Kids Should Not Be Allowed to Watch Training Day2009-11-07T10:47:09Z2009-11-06T14:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.208592009-11-06T14:00:00ZSix-year-old boy to two undercover NYPD officers: Hi, what's your name?Six-year-old boy's mom: Hey, boy, what did I tell you about speaking to strangers?NYPD undercover officer: It's okay, we're cops. (flashes badge)Six-year-old boy: Aahhhhhhhhh! (runs into mother's arms)--E TrainOverheard by:...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comSix-year-old boy to two undercover NYPD officers: Hi, what's your name? Six-year-old boy's mom: Hey, boy, what did I tell you about speaking to strangers? NYPD undercover officer: It's okay, we're cops. (flashes badge) Six-year-old boy: Aahhhhhhhhh! (runs into mother's arms)
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You May Now Hakuna Matata2009-11-07T10:47:09Z2009-11-06T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.208582009-11-06T11:00:00ZHipster #1: So you're like Simba in The Lion King. Except you're lazy... and drunk.Hipster #2: Exactly!--Hunter CollegeOverheard by: Lucia C...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comHipster #1: So you're like Simba in The Lion King. Except you're lazy... and drunk. Hipster #2: Exactly!
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Because She Knew How to Behave Like a Lady.2009-11-07T10:47:09Z2009-11-06T08:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.208572009-11-06T08:00:00ZGuy #1: I told him you don't ask a woman for a cigarette, you just don't do it.Guy #2: Yeah... Word.Guy #1: But he didn't listen. Next thing you know he's getting pistol whipped and my car is being towed...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comGuy #1: I told him you don't ask a woman for a cigarette, you just don't do it. Guy #2: Yeah... Word. Guy #1: But he didn't listen. Next thing you know he's getting pistol whipped and my car is being towed away.
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It's Like He Thinks We Don't Need Silk Garbage Bags2009-11-07T10:47:09Z2009-11-06T05:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.208562009-11-06T05:00:00ZUpper West Side wife #1: He thinks I can operate this household on $25,000 a month--that bastard better get a better job. Upper West Side wife #2: Yeah, really, he needs to get his shit together.--83rd & BroadwayOverheard by: Mike...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comUpper West Side wife #1: He thinks I can operate this household on $25,000 a month--that bastard better get a better job. Upper West Side wife #2: Yeah, really, he needs to get his shit together.
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According to Unsupported Facts Monthly2009-11-07T10:47:09Z2009-11-06T02:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.208552009-11-06T02:00:00ZGirl #1: You know a lot of gays are really straight.Girl #2: How so?Girl #1: Most of them want kids.--Downtown 1 Train...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comGirl #1: You know a lot of gays are really straight. Girl #2: How so? Girl #1: Most of them want kids.
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The City Of Echoes2009-11-07T10:47:10Z2009-11-05T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.208542009-11-05T23:00:00ZDrunk girl #1: Does this train stop at Penn Station?Drunk girl #2: Hello?! Can somebody tell us if this train is going to Penn Station?Drunk girl #1, apologizing: Ignore her, she's from Rochester.--F Frain...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comDrunk girl #1: Does this train stop at Penn Station? Drunk girl #2: Hello?! Can somebody tell us if this train is going to Penn Station? Drunk girl #1, apologizing: Ignore her, she's from Rochester.
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But We're Going to a Conference Next Week2009-11-07T10:47:10Z2009-11-05T20:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.208532009-11-05T20:00:00ZGirl #1 to girl #3: In case you were wondering, we're kinda Lady Gaga experts. It's a very complicated subject.Girl #2: And we don't quite understand it.--Viva Herbal Pizzeria...Djlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comGirl #1 to girl #3: In case you were wondering, we're kinda Lady Gaga experts. It's a very complicated subject. Girl #2: And we don't quite understand it.
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You Always Take His Side, Stacy!2009-11-07T10:47:10Z2009-11-05T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardinnewyork.com,2009://2.208522009-11-05T17:00:00ZDjlindeedanielle@overheardinnewyork.comWoman #1: I just don't get why he isn't being spontaneous anymore. Woman #2: I probably wouldn't want to be "spontaneous" with my girlfriend who just slept with my dad either.
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Overheard by: Chick who didn't realize she lived in Melrose Place]]>