Overheard In New York 2017-01-24T12:52:50Z http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/feed/atom/ WordPress admin <![CDATA[When I Have a Few Spare Minutes]]> 2017-01-24T12:52:50Z 2017-01-24T12:52:50Z Girl: So, what? You just, like, wait around to pick up Barnard girls?
Guy: Well… Yeah. –1 train

admin <![CDATA[We Don’t Have Anything Like That in San Francisco!]]> 2017-01-23T12:47:33Z 2017-01-23T12:47:33Z Horrified tourist chick #1: Oh my god, did you see that?
Horrified tourist chick #2: I think it’s a sex shop!
Horrified tourist chick #1: No! –St. Mark’s Pl Overheard by: Rose Fox

admin <![CDATA[Then Come Back and Tell Me What You Learned]]> 2017-01-22T12:44:00Z 2017-01-22T12:44:00Z Drunk #1: I’m so fucking wasted!
Drunk #2 (to laughing group passing by): What the fuck are you laughing at? You repressed, reactionary douchebags!
Drunk #1: You repressed fucks!
Drunk #2: Go to Busch Gardens! –7th & Ave A

admin <![CDATA[We Advocate Wednesday One-liners]]> 2017-01-22T12:44:00Z 2017-01-22T12:44:00Z Man: …it just leads me to wonder which corner is more queer: the corner of Seaman and Seaman or the corner of Gay and Christopher. –Dallas BBQ, W. 72nd Street Overheard by: Djlindee

admin <![CDATA[Both Ways Wednesday One-liners]]> 2017-01-21T12:41:19Z 2017-01-21T12:41:19Z Ballerino: Everyone’s a little bi, you know. –Juilliard cafeteria Chick: girl: I’m starting to get a crush on my boss because she sometimes looks like a man. –F train Girl: …and he stuck it so far up my ass, I couldn’t sit down the next day. –Times Square

admin <![CDATA[There's a Reason Some Stereotypes Exist.]]> 2017-01-20T12:38:55Z 2017-01-20T12:38:55Z Bodega counter guy, to girl walking up to buy beers: Fuckin shit! Oh, pardon my language miss. Watch your mouth boys, there's a lady!
Girl: Dude, I'm buying two double Pabst and rolling tobacco, say whatever the fuck you want,
Patron in line behind her: This is Brooklyn, ain't no ladies here. –Grove & Broadway, Brooklyn

admin <![CDATA[Wednesday One-liners Wear Gross Sneakers]]> 2017-01-18T12:30:29Z 2017-01-18T12:30:29Z Hobo: Hold the train! I’m just going to go get some sugar for my coffee! –C train Overheard by: Jenn B

admin <![CDATA[Rock, Dude. He'd Fucking Rock.]]> 2017-01-17T12:28:15Z 2017-01-17T12:28:15Z New wave boy: You're like Lou Reed with a vagina.
New wave girl: Since when did he not have one?
Random stoner friend: Hey, do you want to get Indian food!?
New wave girl: What would Lou Reed do? –2nd Ave &14th Overheard by: Mischa

admin <![CDATA[Pictorial Illiteracy Can Be Fatal]]> 2017-01-16T12:26:06Z 2017-01-16T12:26:06Z Hispanic teen to friend: Yo, none of the danger signs are in Spanish! “Do not lean on the doors, do not hold the doors.” The city doesn't care if we fall off the train and die!
Friend: Then you guys better start looking at the fucking stick figures! –Uptown E Train Overheard by: Tara

admin <![CDATA[They Got the Dental Records? Seriously?]]> 2017-01-11T12:07:32Z 2017-01-11T12:07:32Z Idiot #1: … And that’s why they call him Ted Kaczynski, because he bit her on the ass.
Idiot #2: Really?
Idiot #1: Yeah, they got the dental records and everything. He totally bit her on the ass, and there were bite marks. That’s why they call him Ted Kaczynski. –61st & 10th