Teen girl #1: Emma's kind of a whore.
Teen girl #2: Are you kidding? She's the biggest slut of all time. There's not a single guy we know she hasn't fucked.
Teen girl #1: Do you think it counts as your first time if it's anal?
Teen girl #2: Yeah... Why?
Teen girl #1: Then me and Emma both lost our virginity to the same person.
--Park Slope, Brooklyn