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Oh, Absolutely. You Should Go Right Now.
Out-of-towner: So, like, are the other boroughs nice?
--11th St
Overheard by: Jaya
Shirley Temple Was Always a Precocious Tyke
Woman: But where does your money come from? Who gives it to you?
Little girl: The world.
--34th St Subway Station
Son, No Wedding Is Ever About the Boy
Mother: Look! A wedding! They are taking pictures for it.
Son: A girl is marrying a girl?
Mother: No.
Son: Where's the boy?
--Central Park
Overheard by: Dan
Let Me Guess... Was It a Tossed Salad?
Lady #1: Girl, it was the best salad I ever *had*! Baby, it was better than sex! All I gotta do is eat this salad and masturbate and I'm good to go!
Lady #2: I thought it was okay, but it wasn't better than sex.
Lady #1: That's 'cause you smoke too much and you burnt off all your taste buds. You taste things based on memory.
--W 26th St & 7th Ave
Overheard by: Jason
Here's the Real Truth, Cassie: We Wanted a Boy
Irate little girl (pointing at Nathan's): Daddy, you lied to me! That's not a hot dog stand, that's a hot dog building!
--Coney Island Boardwalk
Overheard by: Lauren
This Just In: 4 Out Of 5 Dentists Recommend New Yorkers! (Click Here For More)
(Woman #1 is trying to exit Starbucks while pushing a stroller. Woman #2 comes to her rescue and keeps the door open)
Woman #1: You aren't from New York, are you?
Woman #2: No.
Woman #1: Because you're too sweet.
--Starbucks, 114th St & Broadway
Overheard by: Dan
Like Satan Claus, For Example
Woman to toddler: The devil is evil. That's why his name is spelled "d-evil".
--Greyhound Bus
Wait, Is BullshitRomanceFuckingLatinDerivativeMishMashSomethingOrOther Not an Official Language?
World Music connoisseur #1: I think he's singing in Brazilian now.
World Music connoisseur #2: No, no...this song's in Argentinian.
--Manu Chao Concert, Prospect Park
Ever Since That Bad Robo-Trip, They've Been Extra-Cautious with the Pharmaceuticals
Teen girl #1 (reading about Advil): "Take two for muscle aches." Hm, is the stomach a muscle?
Teen girl #2: It's not a muscle, I think it's an organ.
Teen girl #1: It's not organ, it is so a muscle. I'm going to take two.
Teen guy: Yo, just go to Duane Reade and get some Pepto-Bismol before you hurt yourself.
--Bay Terrace Shopping Center
Overheard by: mets fan
What If They Just Stay Home?
Tween #1: Yo, you should go out with her!
Tween #2: She gon' shit in yo mouf!
--67th Ave & 164th St, Queens
Overheard by: someone who's not into that kind of thing
Then What's the Title?
Blonde girl: What's the first line of "O Canada"?
Asian girl: "O Canada."
--Broadway & Wellington
Who Is Prima Ballerinia in the Chunkiest 'Swan Lake' in History
Old Russian man (loudly): I like big tutus!
Bank teller: Yes, okay.
Old Russian man: Like my wife!
--Apple Bank, 86th St
Overheard by: hatia
