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So, Like Canada and the U.S.?
Tourist: So what the difference between hummus and falafel?
Guy at counter: Well... one is hummus, and the other is falafel.
--Mamoun's Falafel, MacDougal St
Overheard by: Tacologic
Meet Edgar Allen Potassium
Boy holding food on stick at street fair: Want some, grandpa?
Grandpa: What is it?
Boy: Chocolate covered banana.
Grandpa: No, no, no! A thousand times no!
--64th St & Broadway
Overheard by: hannah g-pa
Wasn't That a Quentin Tarantino Film?
Woman: Are there dogs in that roof?
Man, sarcastically: Yeah, roof dogs.
--Court St b/w Pacific & Dean
New York Girls Do Tend to Be Salty
Big girl: You're sweet.
Cute girl: No I'm not, I'm full of piss and vinegar.
--Metro-North Rail
Your Editors Are Terrified
Jrsey tan Carrie Bradshaw: Oh. My. Gawd. This naybahood look jus like Charlotte's! (King Charles Spaniel walks by) Oh my gawd! Thats Charlotte's dawg!
Jersey tan long summer dress: Oh my gawwwd, it is... That's so weird!
Jersey tan Carrie Bradshaw: Everything is sooo Sex and the City right now! It's scary that like everything in my life relates back to Sex and the City!
--81st & Columbus Ave
Overheard by: Andy
Well You Talk About It with Your Colleagues
Little girl, loudly, to security guard: My brother has a suspicious package in his pants!
Mother, pulling her away: You don't talk about that in public!
--Grand Central
Overheard by: Strip search in 3...2...1...
Though the Crabs Kinda Do Have His Eyes...
Girl #1: Getting knocked up is totally not the worst thing that can happen to you when you're sexually active.
Girl #2: For sure. I wish I was growing a little Bradley, instead of whatever it is I have brewing down here.
--Morningside Heights
The Best I Can Do Is a Parable
Girl #1: Oh my god, I have such a long outline to do. Save me.
Girl #2: I wish I could, but I'm Jesus.
--59st St & Lexington Ave
Overheard by: yana
For Your Information, I'm Making a Vest.
Dude in car: Hey! Hey! You lost something! Hey, you!
Bald man on cell: What?
Dude in car: Yea, you lost something! You lost your hair!
--94th St & Park Ave
Overheard by: Nadrian
Her Imagination Shot Itself
Girl: So, yeah. She's campaigning for the creationists now.
Guy: Noooooooo!
--Columbia Campus
Now What If You're Looking at an Apple Pie?
Man preaching from bible: If you look at a woman that's not your wife and want to have sex with her, that's fornication!
Skater kid: Damn straight!
--Union Square
And Your Mother Keeps Giving Birth to Human Children
Cute little girl: Daddy! Daddy! Come over here!
Large angry man: No! I want to see the monkeys!
--Central Park Zoo
