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I'm a Lucky Gal
Guy, pointing to Empire State Building: Blue, baby!
Girl: (smiles and shrugs)
Guy: I bet you don't even know why it's blue. That's because you are not a New Yorker and you're only here to get drunk and get your vag pounded!
Girl: (looks at him and smiles)
--Madison Square Park
He Had a Lot Of Queens in Him.
Middle school kid #1, doing homework: Yo, where was Socrates from?
Middle school kid #2: Astoria.
--6 Train
Wouldn't Mind Creating Some Covalent Bonds with Her!
Student #1: Dude, our chemistry TA is so hot.
Student #2: Agreed. I have to hide my boner with my lab notebook.
Student #1: I knocked over a test tube with mine.
--Madison Square Garden
Overheard by: James Hancock
That's Just the Way Some Runners Roll.
Bleeding biker, after falling while trying to avoid runner that ran in front of him: Ugh... (in pain and shock)
Inconsiderate and completely unharmed runner that ran in front of a biker in the bike lane: Fuck you!
--Central Park Bike Lane
Girls, in Short.
Short girl to taller friend trying on jeans: Who in the world is suppose to fit these? What long legged creature was this made for?
Friend, seeing tall modelesque girl passing by: Well, I guess her?
Short girl: I'm not jealous!
Friend: Yes you are!
Shorter girl: Maybe just a little.
--Barneys New York
Overheard by: Izzy
Ooo, or Club Sandwiches!
Comedy club advertiser: Do you like comedy clubs?! Come...
Teen girl with friend, interrupting: No, we like strip clubs.
--Times Square
That's Cold, Dude.
Wife: Honey, let's get dippin' dots!
Husband: No, I don't want dippin' dots, they've been the "ice cream of the future" for ten years!
--Yankee Stadium
Overheard by: Stefanie
You'd Prefer the Mitt Romney Cervical Cap?
Guy on the street: Getcher Obama condoms!
Teenage daughter: Mom, want an Obama condom?
Mother, snarling: I hate Obama.
--Broadway & Prince St
Overheard by: laptopkitty
What, You've Never Been to NYU's Self Center?
Guy: You're a very self-centered person!
Coworker: Crossing lines, dude! Crossing. Lines.
--NYU
Clueless White People, Represent!
Young woman #1: Wow, that's a great tan! Were you on vacation?
Young woman #2: Um... I'm black.
Young woman #1: You totally are! So, was it like, Jamaica or something?
Young woman #2: (...)
--Midtown
Overheard by: Fashionista
Ew, There's Shit on It?
Midday Sunday drunken bum #1: What you got goin' on man? What you got?
Midday Sunday drunken bum #2: I ain't got shit.
Midday Sunday drunken bum #1: Come on, man...
Midday Sunday drunken bum #2: I ain't got nothin' but my dick.
--42nd & 9th
Overheard by: Matt
At This Point, Things Started to Get Grizzly.
Woman trying to order off-menu Greek takeout: Yes, can I have a hor... I... Tiki... Salad...
Big Greek man taking order, quickly: Horiatiki salata, yes. Next?
Woman: Um, can I add grilled chicken to it?
Greek man, looking surprised: Chicken? Do you know what horiatiki is?
Woman: No.
Greek man: It's bayer.
Woman: Bayer?
Greek man: Yes, bayer. Bayer.
Woman: I don't under...
Woman's husband, chiming in: "Bare". It comes bare babe. With nothing on it.
Greek man: No. No. Bayer. Huge huge...
Woman: Bear? Like the animal?
Greek man: Yes. Yes. Bear.
Woman: Oh, okay. No thanks.
--30th Ave & 34th St
Overheard by: melissa
