Overheard in New York
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The Voice of the City2009-11-21T21:00:00-05:00I Find That Lying Usually Ends Up Hurting People.
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Heavyset guy: Hey, I don't mind telling you. I'm a psychopath. I don't give a fuck about people. Woman in wheelchair-scooter: Mm-hmm. Oh, I know. Heavyset guy: Yeah, I just I don't give a fuck. I'll be a psychopath till the day I die, and I don't even care. I'm not gonna lie about it.
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Djlindee2009-11-21T21:00:00-05:00And Common Decency Is Optional
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Girl #1: So I should just break up with him over e-mail? Girl #2: Yeah, this is New York, transportation's not easy!
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Djlindee2009-11-21T18:00:00-05:00A Pantless, Anthropomorphized Pig: The Universal Language
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Old, foreign Asian, looking through comic book collection: Want a Looney Tunes with Porky Pig on the cover! Vendor, turning to stranger: Porky fucking Pig, man!
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Djlindee2009-11-21T15:00:00-05:00...With a Variety Of Different Fruits and Vegetables.
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Dude #1, looking at Yu-Gi-Oh! cards: Oh man, opening a new pack is pleasurable. Like having sex. Dude #2: How do you know? You have sex? Dude #1: Trust me, I know. I have sex.
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Djlindee2009-11-21T12:00:00-05:00Now If Only Katie Holmes Would Have That Experience
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Girl #1: Dude, how amazing was Adam Lambert in concert last night? Girl #2: Holy shit! There was a point in the show where I actually considered going on Zoloft because I have absolutely no shot with him, but then he gyrated again and threw me out of my heterosexual-girl-in-love-with-a-hot-flamboyant-gay-man funk.
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Djlindee2009-11-21T09:00:00-05:00And Definitely Not Enough Sex for You.
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Mom, reading magazine: You heard of Twilight? Is it good? Kid: Dunno. I don't think you'd like it. It's got kissing. And vampires.
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Djlindee2009-11-21T06:00:00-05:00No -- The Bong.
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Girl #1: So I like, panicked, and I ate it. Girl #2: You ate the weed?
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Djlindee2009-11-21T03:00:00-05:00Esteban Has Pole Vaulted Into Our Hearts
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Girl #1: Oh my god! It was so big I could feel it in my throat! Girl #2: I know, I call it his third leg.
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Djlindee2009-11-21T00:00:00-05:00Only in the Star Trek Sense
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Dude #1, while crossing Yankee stadium: Dude, are we in Staten Island yet? Dude #2: Are you retarded?
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Djlindee2009-11-20T21:00:00-05:00All My Cowfriends Have It
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Girl #1: It's called "foot and mouth disease," isn't that gross? I so don't want to get that! Girl #2: Ewww! What is it? Girl #1: I don't know, but it sounds disgusting!
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Djlindee2009-11-20T18:00:00-05:00Luckily, They're the Only Two People Who Can Stand Each Other
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20-something redhead to friend, while texting: Wait... Maryland is down, and New York is up, right? I mean map-wise. Friend: What the fuck? 20-something redhead, no longer texting: I had so much fun tonight. Can we do this again... lately? Friend: Uhhh, do you mean "soon"? 20-something redhead: Yeah. Soon, lately, you know what I mean.
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Djlindee2009-11-20T15:00:00-05:00We Finished the Cashews. That's a Pen.
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Woman #1: These almonds are great. Woman #2: These are cashews. We finished all the almonds earlier. Woman #1: These cashews are great.
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Djlindee2009-11-20T12:00:00-05:00Would "Your Lips!!!" Be an Inappropriate Answer?
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Customer: I'd like a footlong meatball sub on wheat. Manager: What would you like on your balls, sir?
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Djlindee2009-11-20T09:00:00-05:00It's in a Bucket Labeled "KFC"
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Georgia hick: We need to see if our animals are here. Flight attendant: Um, how many do you have? Georgia hick: One. A chicken.
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Djlindee2009-11-20T06:00:00-05:00Worst. Timecop Sequel. Ever.
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Customer: My MetroCard isn't working. Booth agent: Is it expired? Customer: No, it's good until the end of the year. Booth agent, looking at card: You're right, let me check it. (swipes card) Oh, you can't use it today because you already used it tomorrow. Customer, looking confused: Oh-kaaay... Booth agent: I will buzz you through today, but see your office administrator about this.