Old lady to grad student son: Hmmm, I never thought of it before, but pre-op transsexuals are like ABDs! –98th & Broadway Overheard by: Kobayashi Hipster: This is New York! You’d think I could have a sex change and everyone would be okay with it! –3rd & Lex Overheard by: West Coast Courtney Guy: So, let me get this straight — she was a fine-ass chick that looked like a dude that wasn’t a fine-ass chick, because she looked like a dude? –Court St & Atlantic Ave 20-ish chick: I can’t believe how selfish she is. I mean, why wouldn’t she share her tranny? –Brooklyn Burger Bar Fat Italian guy in velvet running suit: Everybody fucks… We all fuck… But did she have to fuck a guy with tits?! –Little Italy Overheard by: Frank C. Man: You’re right — I thought I was the only one that thought that the skinny little woman from Sex and the City and Jennifer Aniston look like trannies. –Chambers St & W Broadway Overheard by: sonny Female student: Who would have expected that they would play the ‘Your dead brother is actually a woman’ card? –Columbia University Overheard by: Matthew
JAP #1: Besides, you can’t fit a pancake in a hole that size.
JAP #2: Well, what if Hillary runs for President?
JAP #1: Yeah, like a Nazi Feminista president can bend the laws of physics. –53rd & Park Ave Overheard by: Matt Chancellor
Seated proselytizer: Jesus walked through walls without using the door, and when Jesus touches you, he is inside you and you become like Jesus. So, if you do something to me, I don’t need the police. I can just come to your house, because I can get in without keys. –1 train Overheard by: thaler Mexican preacher: Statistics show one in one person will die. –Times Square Overheard by: soccerking3t Religious nut: You have to accept God! His holy grace! His saving grace! He’s got all kinds of grace! –Grand Central Bible-thumper: There’s no way if you wrap citric acid, cola, and carbonation in aluminum foil and stick in in the fridge for a million years it’s ever going to evolve into a Coke! –Tompkins Square Park Preacher: The best thing you can have on your resume when you die is not that you went to Harvard, not that you have a Ph.D., but that you have eternal life. –Staten Island Ferry Overheard by: God requires a resume?
Customer: They don’t have stars today like we had. This Britney Spears…
Owner: She’s a pig.
Customer: She’s a pig.
Owner: She’s a pig.
Customer: She’s a pig! You know what’s wrong with her? Her mother shoulda smacked her in the mouth more often. –Pet store, 25th & 3rd, Sunset Park Overheard by: Pippa
Asian guy: But seriously, when she’s not crazy, she’s one of the funnest people to hang out with, and she didn’t let me finish last time, so I have a score to settle.
Redhead chick: You are sick. Settle it on someone else’s stomach. –Union Square Overheard by: jinhoshow
Waif #1: Do you have any of that low-carb gum?
Waif #2: That stuff is super fierce.
Waif #1: I know. –1 train
Hipster to friend: Sometimes I feel like jumping into a bush, curling up into a ball, and punching everything.
Passerby: I dig that. –Sheep’s Meadow Overheard by: lenty
Bus driver to deranged-looking smelly, yelling guy: Sir, this is your stop. Will you please leave the bus now.
Smelly guy: I pay taxes! –M2 Bus Overheard by: richardnixon
Ghetto bum to Asian: Yo man, let me get yo seat.
Asian guy (calmly): Do I look Native American to you? You can't just come and take shit from me.
Bum: Oh, sorry about that! (he asks person next to him and gets a seat) –2 Train Overheard by: Seizure
Midwestern woman: I love this city. It's magical.
New York woman: Yeah, shit happens here all the time. –85th & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Tony Errichetti