Crotchety Wednesday One-Liners

Dude: You know what I did?! Grabbed my crotch once… Boom! –Broadway & Prince Overheard by: amused Guy: … And then he shoved his crotch in my face and yelled, ‘Does this prove something?!’ –Rare, Bleecker St Overheard by: Keezles Blond guy: I had my head in that guy’s crotch so many times today. It was nuts. –Coral Towers Overheard by: No Pun Intended Queer to fag hag: I don’t think he would mind so much that some Asian guy was fondling my crotch as much as he would be worried about the fact that I accepted a ride with a stranger. –Urban Outfitters, Union Square Overheard by: Mikey D. Wong Small, unattended child, singing: Fire-crotch, fire-crotch, fire-crotch, fire-crotch! –Columbia University

That's What You Said When I Asked Who Your Art Teacher Was!

Three-year-old boy: Mommy, I want a little brother, let's get one.
Mom: You can't just go to the store to get a baby.
Seven-year-old girl: I know where babies come from.
Mom: Oh, man!
Three-year-old boy: From where?
Seven-year-old girl: God. God made everything, people and animals.
Three-year-old boy: Who's god?
Seven-year-old girl: I don't know, some dead guy who lives in heaven. –Riverbank State Park Overheard by: Darin