Four’s A Crowd

Taylor Hunsaker

Front Desk

Cash Ops

are you serious????

Big Larry

Frhetoric Douse

Uncomfortable Student

Bruce Banner

freudian flip

Oh really.

Damon Smith

Christina Laskorunsky

curtis martin

Morning Glory

Sniggering Intern

David Fisher

Matt Dallow

Vichy Chicago

Anon Y. Mous

Cryptic C62

Sieg Fail

Ken Yapelli

Bruce Lee

A Galas

Hungry Runner

Tycho Anomaly

Jesus Jon

Stefanie Petersen

Graceful Space

Confused Girl

Jenny Arredondo

shorty jay

Anita Holiday

Too Much Information

Hold Me

Slightly Concerned

Dr. Bananagrabber

Andrea Quijano

Minnie Amelia Rosario

j. hood

Susan Volchok

Eric Arevalo

Perversely curious

boast no pills?

Andrew Bennett

Peter Kaufman

Jake Fogelnest

Olivia Joy

francyne pelchar

Waiter dude

Nice Try

college student

Liz Reddick

Tall Mocha Frap

No sugar

Roast Beef

J. Oliver

Not surprised

confused but amused

The zoe

Brendan Mack

Mine too.

Dr Steve Manly

Brooke Allen

Chad Elwell

George Carstocea

Duncan Pflaster

Pretty much.

S. Donicce

Richard Nixon

Amanda White

Eric Aho

Isotope Feeney

Hobo Whisperer

Michael Bastianelli

Don Willmott

Petey Mills

Overheard in UWS

Poor Vinny

T. Myers

Joe Fields

Ian Austin

Rose Fox

Tommy Salami

The Yak

Harriet Vane

Alannah Halliday

Adam Freeman

Rocco Macri

Lisa Mavinelli

Ken Adams

Tanya Munroe

Sympathetic Bystander

Laughing passenger

Ginger Lass

I’m 41

Eve, hurrying away

Timeless Drifter

Matt Maciejewski

…what the heck?

Aimee Peterson

an art student

You go kid

Boyda Johnstone

Joe DiCastro

Sits and Waits

I blushed.

The Lung

Mick Lexington

Max the Dog

Queen Report Monkey

Yugan Dali

Doug Harris

non-gay NYU guy

true romantic

Joseph Firine

Brian Borsics

Grace Gold

Jon Clarke

Flyin’ Thing

Deep Tech

Justine Hutchings

The kill-joys

Amused Passer-by

Julie Paulie

Lisa Levy

Fat Boy Slim

Color blind…

Victor Ponelis

Interim IT Manager

Not Hungy Anymore

IT Guy

Sam. the blind

Embarrassed American

Big Jewish Dave

Greg and Lacy

Zeus Superman

Glasses Girl

Miss Marisol

Kool Cessa

Wandering lush

Grace Bello

Ian Driscoll

she needs jesus

Suze Volchok

Douglas Baker

Red Eyed Dream

technically, you’re right

sound advice

Felicity Thistle

Gardiner Comfort

Expecting a child

Cooper say What?!

Snow White

Sandy Paws

Cold Oatmeal

Snickering Intern

Noni Yerbiz

Stund CoWorker

Just the assistant

Marisa English

Uncle Puli

British Dave

Elle Arrpee

Ariel Hurwitz

Melissa Coppola

Olivia Byun

muffin urchin

amused subway rider

MCC fan

Fair Enough

Casual Passerby

Rory Minelor

Tom Collins

Anne Sager

Arcadia Girl

Sara Bell

Oh really?

White Girl

in my seat

EVan Gardner

Sarah Hammond

KooKoo Cachoo

Confused Student

Poor girl

Uncle Cake

Long Distance Learner

Dawn Elizabeth

Innocent bystander

Dislikes Apples

Walking dog

Corey Birtles

Juan Chung

Bored Beyond Belief

T. N. Thompson

*Head in Hands*

Colleen Morgan

You sure did!

a Tease

Alan Blum

Nellie Adrien

Fashion It So

Knock-off New Yorker

Fairymount Manheaven

Twinla Archnemekiss

August C. Fernando

James Hancock

Mama Masala

Chunky Jesus

Mary Kate Wise

FJ Murray

Sam Chalek

tycho anomaly

Carina Griggs

Frightened in Fredericton

Woofenstein Esq

Working Girl

Public Transit Bureaucrat

Cubicle 2.0

Double Grande Latte

Oh Ya Know!

Arturo Tedesco

Soo close

Anne Paas

Just Derek

Gregory Smith

Greer Feick

Eric Arévalo

Nathan Quattrinni

Which came first?

Elk Nuts

Robert Whitehead

Oscar Gamble

Francyne pelchar

Michael Morgenstern

a frumme yid

Davita Robinson

Jon Kay

Mary Robinette Kowal

Eric Smith

Bill Adams

Cookie Monster

Callan Hughes

Aw gee shucks

Bitter Barren Spinster

Trevor Arnold

Monkey Neutral

The Middle Intern

Trying to study

Stacy Dollar

Oh dear.

bill gates

Elizabeth Rose

Photobooth Monster

Shannon Wearing

paul occhialini

fashion it so

Iain Burke

Jeff Stephens

scared daughter

Innocent Bystander

oh, that much

dave in beaverton

a volunteer

wouldn’t you?

i see vern

Taylor Morgan

A. E. Stover

Tony Errichetti

Yeah, I wish

Like, the President

Josh Ears Campbell

Hunter Freyer

Jane Lane

white horse

Lola beatz

Lawson Leong

Anony Mouse.

brain dancing

office monkey

Hear No Evil

fellow CSR

Professor Blanco

office ninja

Silent Witness

Not the receptionist

Wait, what?

like totally

Clarissa StTacocrotch

George Stein

that explains it

what the…

No problem.

LOL Student

Burrito Lover

Tired FA

The Cuban

Chris Kapcia

Jose henriquez

Math Fool

Jersey Transplant

Jon Edelman

Jamesie Isms

sexually harrassed

Marc Brooks

Paper pusher

Confused Puppy

That Contractor Guy

Kara Buntin

Seth Christenfeld

Rich Mintz

Cayla Summers

Amused Passerby

Kitty O’Brien

Miss Shush

Miss Mandy

english speaker

Reuben and Nicki

Kevin McCaffrey

Gabriel Sanders

Emily Glass-Bowman

laughing parent

Little Miss Decaf

intern # 46942

Kevin Colbert

Violet White

Passerby in Hall

Narek Markarian

Question Girl

Waiting for vacation

Laughing Hysterically

okey dokey

Jade Buddha

Midget Goldfish

PT Student

The Betty Stone

just got hungry

seriously confused

sliced turkey

Come on People

Runner in NYC

Gentleman Jim

Michael Saadi

Slickback Lamar

billy reamus

Libby Kessman

Upper West Snide

Sam Williams

Mr. Ed

office drone

not vibrating

Mr. Camel

Sbux stalker

Random Camelid

A. Nonymous

Le mere

brian brinegar

Jan Blam

Glad I’m smart

Herman Joseph

astoria mets fan

Chris Harmison

Sarah Chalek

Walter macIndoe

Eternal Student

reefer addict

marketing stooge

No thanks…

start em young

I missed something

Not a cartoon

Andrew Giambrone

Andrea Caroline

Katherine Wallace


Holly Golightly

Sara Jane

brooklyn muslim girl

Gregorian Chant

E. Driscoll

Not Drinking Tequila

Gemalina McFly

Cubicle Dweller

Context Is Everything

Jonathan Lee

Uri Fintzy

Marianne Maguire

Scott Hutchins

On the bus

across the street

Kaptain Equinox

Brian Quinn

Sisk of China

Dawn Duffey

Natalya & Mickey

Anne McDermott


rectur inspector

Watcher of Fireworks

The Old Man

not 21 either

I was scared

Rachel Marie

impressive technique

jon drake

Still Concerned

B Frazier

Not that easy

Natalya Petrovna

Oh, Brooklyn…

Not Jewish

Good either way

Flab Treesports

Another patient

Soft Skin

Another civil servant

Dean’s Admin

Silent Assistant

Server guy

Cassie Bee

Scared Employee

The Grammar Nazi

A simple

The WC

Colleen Cody

Percival Under Cover

Fog cue

uncomfortable cube dweller

Dropper of Eaves

Alex Remnick

econ 208

I know Latin

Laurel Janssen

shay loves julia

just a bug

Dirty PJ

Bad Rabbit mAb

A Bobby

The crossdresser

Adam P. Murphy

Z the All-Mighty

Mr Puff Nubbins

Aria Grillo

Giuditta Lattanzi

Yes You Are

chocolate happy

Peter Piper

Not Me

jim hill

cat the great

KP Whitey

I suppose so

Mat the Oz

Ilysse Weisenfeld

Butch Manowski

emily darwin

J-Man 88

mike sereny

Lady Lawyer

Baltar’s backup plan

J9 and G-Rod

lydia parsons

Herr Professor Doktor

Overheard at TCNJ

Midnight Meat Train

Nancy and Andrea

Café con leche

Special Employee

Ms. Johnston

rodents unite

the lerpa

is that sanitary?

second cup

Overheard at Yale

studious student

cubicle neighbor

jonty bonty

Dean’s Assistant

Another chupacabra?


Just Exclaming!

Adam Nathan

Lindsey Hogrefe

hell’s kitchenette

Panda Bear Hater

face the corner

his pastor

Creative Bunny

Jen Miller

underpaid chemist

Sadie Kossovski

Still Snickerin’

t bean

made my day

CTA bus rider

Kathryn Bjornstad

i dont know

humble office drone

IT Monkey

surrounded by idiots

Cubicle Warrior

Cube Dweller

not that heavy

Salad Shooter

Gotta go now….

Alana Geary

Non-Banker Student

anthony recchia

Already Trashed

Blue Light Special

Functional Coworker

he was right

HR Min

and me…

Exhausted Admin

Jewish person


Mondo Man

Remix Design

Angela BC

Busybody biker

1:52 AM

comando suit

talker’s remorse

joe marks

Walking by

It’s that simple?

Logical Thoughts

Luke Wolfson

Fellow cubicle-dweller

None taken

Bronze Medalist

UN employee

Alex Barash

David Matthew

Marc Klein

A. Reno

Rachel Alicia

Frightened Babysitter

Molly Clover

This Charming Man

kylie & drew

New Ny-er

Barnard Bear

Celia Kim

Girl on Bench

Martin Van Nostrand

Noah Jenda

K Melv

Mark Missed

Can he really?

Nora Claire

Jess McGins

Confabulation Nation

Daniela John

A White Bear

dismayed dispatcher

oh dear

Culturally Heartbroken

Valerie Leventhal

NYU student

sensing repressed hostility

Katharine Relth

Sari Krieger

usually laughs softly

Doug Tischler

me too

a taboo?

Athanagore Crumb

Kay Lodge

Ed O’Neill

Roland McFly

The Older Sister

Speechless Server

Blown Away

Sex Writer Goddess

I work here

University Lackey

Office Ninja

I like bananas….

how about 911?

cube girl

Clarence Eckerson Jr.

love my school

Rich Weksberg

Bearded Wonder

Lesbian Unicorn

Kurt Lindsey

Theodore Miller

Russell in Astoria

Nick Mavro

katherine Wallace

Justin Severed

just the Aunt

Scott the Hoople

Office Drone #3784

shovel buddy

Is that so?

jocko james

College Student

Selina Kyle

Gwen Styles

Legal Amusement

Addicted to Babies

Caller ID…hellloooo

roommate #3

NY Homo

Joseph O’Connell


Madame Veuve Cliquot

Unimpressed, but amused

Original Badass

Spacedog ears

jennifer tobias

You Mean Mojo

Rich Hamburglar

Professor Awesome

so true

breath mints anyone?

Eric J Eckert

makes sense

Shmendrik the Yenta

Kids these days.

Liz Nelson

Katlin Sehres

Rob Gioia

Jersey Girl

Uros Jovanovic

Sheena Quintyne

Exceptional Communicator

Is that legal?

Warm for Science

SHU friends

Damn Ya-Ya’s

Only woman here…

Me too…

Emt student

Bruce Lee Wayne

intelligent conversation..

trying to tan

The Green Cat

frustrated intern

captain subtext

Native of Maine

Matt McLaughlin

Jr. Scientist

Office Peon

context, please?!

dismayed feminist

a. lil

Kristina Feliciano

real smooth.

The Glump

desmond barro

A metalhead

Tom and Katie

Couldn’t Agree More

A Beat Poet

Jennifer Gerboth

Beth Ann

annoyed office mate

Shocked & Awed

No Longer Thirsty

Fellow Teacher

Should be working

bitter girl’s roommate

uhhh yes

not buying

Joey Breakfast

Feta Cheese

Tits McGhee

Joe Masilotti

Sunny Lawrence

Joe & Eliz

Thommy Tuff Nutz

Lance Torres

Interested Customer

the new guy

Justa Temp

Casey Stendahl

No I will

Priya Ahuja

random coworker

God help us.

Doug’s Mom

A Man

jira monkey

Mouse Goer

Adam and AnnMarie

Not Noah

Sealed Beverage Drinker

Human Being

Pawrappa the Mappa

Feeling awkward…

Katie Naum

Flower Power

Bored Engineer

Anony Mouse

Just Because

That’s cold

Adam Lazarus

Julio Pena

not a belieber

Thom Cohen

Mortgage Whisperer

something like that

that guys cat

Toby Barlow

Blonde at Heart

Giggling note-taker

Keep Digging!

Thumb War Champion

kjirsten johnson

Paula Lanier

Michael Brawley

It’s True

Alchemist George

It’s not alone

University Peon

Rachel Bz.

So What?

Evan Gilmer

Canucking Futs

Vaccinated for rabies

Abby and Holly

Good thinking.

3rd coworker

Minding my own

Laughing in Alaska

Pizza girl

Shocked and Awed

Not Brad Pitt

Chris Coll

John Gordon

Rum Tum Ting

IT Guru

Jo Ann Chism

Nicole Shipman

Henry Pena

Kate Deshmukh

Amused Passenger

nan moran

strictly boxers.

Wendy and Joe

Noeman Samdani

Mr. Pink

Me Too.

poor guy

Office Manager

Dianna Plasencia

holy awkward

The Messenger

Stefan Yonker

Nina & Phil

P. Marino

first year associate

quiet observer

Lola Carmichael

Mrs. Rollins

The Sauce

Ready to Go

Dr Banana Grabber

Nasty Nate

Dave White

Dj bj

Matt Martin

Nervous Asian Girl

Good Craic

Mighty Spatula

The daughter.

The Trooper

bay ridge bitch

it be beyond

Not Soon Enough

Unfortunate bystander

Mr. Blackwell

Smoking Break

That’s not right

Pass the Mouthwash

Slufoot NYC

Cathy Borck

Jack Handy

They’re both awesome

Halal Food Munchies

Christian Johnson

creeped out

Emily Faxon

Canadian Girl

next victim

Kári Emil Helgason

Dani Cakes

…fair point

Laurie Gwen Shapiro

woefully uninformed

Trust No One

Picture that…

Dr. Banana Grabber

Erin Christey

Mister Chief

Grossed Out

Getting in line!

~The Cleveland Kid

da cook

they were drunk.

Teca Arantes


who say’s that!!!

likes dogs

innocent bystander

eliza ahern

Probably True…

John Bender

Un-gay friend.

Lucy Lorretta Gambln

Ohhh Yeah!

Jacqueline Battaglia

overcommunication hurts

Stephanie Wells

dailin dailer

your D.A.D.

Shocked and Disturbed

Doesn’t Speak Italian

Nature vs Nurture

Sean Curry

sarah-Jaana Nodell

Commuter #1,792,824

Harmony Yourish

Houston Lunch

Eric Schneider

white New Yorker

An overachiever

Soy Bomb

Jenny Suburbs

Spencer and Kevin

Toya Lah

Hell Yeah

Miss Carrie

holden caufield

Joshy Sweetpants

Unlucky at Lotto

amused family member

beach ginger

Flying Burrito

S.m. Torres

Anon Y. Mouse

Alex Wipf

James Logan

Mississippi Girl

trevor mcginnty

Propaganda machine

Bemused Techie

Narnia @ NYU?

Ben Black

All good questions

J Wing

M Tod

Mickey and Gabe

Modernly Spaced

Hal Shaw

John Ainley

not a scientist…

Mommy’s Been Busy

Lady Walking By

Ken Paprocki

Matty Mac

Gene D. Gray

Mayberry had alcohol!?

Cougar Bait

The New Guy

Jessica Vautard

Greg Luther

Heather Smaha

I just drive

IT Chick

So confused

Francyne Pelchar

Douglas Allen

Doug Brandt

Ramon Santos

Philip & Richard

Sweenan A. Mornstuy

Math is hard

veryinterestedin this plan

it was raining

Graham Davis

frank white

The City Planner

Investment Banker

Can’t look away…

Cube neighbor

Not adorable

Destiny Traphofner

glasses girl

Geographically Declined

Desktop Support Tech

Veli Velo

Hospitals Suck

Commander Xander

just visiting

Samantha Chastain

Thinking about switching

great standards

Timo Lipping

-she probably said

nearby park bather

Horrified Med Student

Andrew Larsen

Also Not Grace.

Overworked English Grad

Senor IP

eff youuu

Another Rep

Derek Braithwaite

Fourth Quark

Kat from Tacoma


Mia Coleman

h.g. #3

Talking about decorating

Office drone

B Fraz

Chris Haddad

Native Ear

kids these days

I agree


how rude

Office temp

Grossly Amused

Media addict

Bystanding Citizen

model UN delegate

Christopher Columbus

Antwon aka

Jack Ingoldsby

Eden Twilight

Queens Newsbunny

Frequent Flyer

not another tourist

Oh, dear.

Ben Couch

definately not related

Stephan Zielinski

amused tourist

Skinny Shadoq

cracking up

Samantha Chalek

Joseph Durning

Nice to know…

missed my train

Uncle Bling

Luke McPartlin

The Vonz

A bit saddened

That guy

disturbed roommate

from seattle

I love kids.

Brain Dancing

super dave

UN Reject

Listening Secretary

In Disbelief

Theresa Coiro

Fixed Address Local

She’s going green

Juan Samuel

Help me

Amazed Nurse

Out of Office

Sandy Riverside

So not irritable

Spud Spudly

Stuart Bridgett

kay arrgh

High Aspirations

quiet commuter

Blank Slater

not a rapist

Bluevain Thunder

Sits between them

check please!

C David Dent

Hanz Shnrub

Jeffrey Rice

Office Temp

Robert Wood

I hated braces

The Average Commuter

Advisor Alicia

Cheezy Kreezy

usual suspect

Stunned into silence

NOT a racist

April Marks

Todd Dillard

Next Room Over

Michael Philippus

Lusus Naturae

Vincent Ignatius

walking to court

Sarah Connor

Cube Monkey

Startled Customer

i got coal….

I knew it

David Wayne Reed

Rob T Firefly

Late Night Doritos

Tom Guest

Bargin Shopper


Vinny Bogan

Jessi Spano

Suffering in silence

Puzzled Psychology Major

very quietly agrees

law lady

Lindsey Miller

Mal Sullivan

Upper East Sider

willy cheesesteak

The Evil Triangle

The Low Hat

Daniel Ezra Johnson

Native American Love

innocent mta customer

Hector Hamas?

Handley Elizabeth

Mary Button

Subway surfer

Yes we can!

Only in Brooklyn

seat changer

Cool and Dry

lower east side

camillo cavour

Currer Bell

Wondering Whose Floor

Another nearby Peon

Always Satisfied

I hate MLA

Meater Maid

Michelle Freedman

Innocent By-stander

super des

Amused yet disturbed

I don’t.

Laughing uncontrollably

Ride that donkey

Presidential Ass’t

Rather confused

emma pilsbury

G Dorn

Sal Sagev

AeC and jRw

OC Rocket

Em Allears

Life Guard

Ah….middle age

Harriet Vane’s Husband

Oh No

Seventh Floor Walk-up

flat rate box

Michael A McCormick

kosher dan

Mike Fazio

Billy Pelt

Amused Straphanger

sick of bennies

Billy Splatts!

Earnie Hustleton

Dukeees for life

concerned about sanitation

poor bertie!

Wait. What?

Sam Veale

perplexed chai drinker

Marie Miller Barnes

crazy cute.

graduating soon….

That’s embarrassing

Martha Carscadden

Ho Lexington III

Your sister won

saucy jade

Not Crunk

watching the clock

Straight and amused.

Db’s mom

Greg Everitt

Barry Evans

Only in Boston…

Honked the Horn

Doesn’t play D&D

Hello, Operator…

the intern

Flying Turtle

this wun guy

surprisingly happy

Isn’t infected

Miss Behaved

Amused Front Desk

Taylor not twilight

hungover commuter

Respect is relative

Hot Mess

Light one Up!

shiggity shaft

How romantic…

another tired mother

Mollie Reznick

Victoria Tarasova

Erica Schreiner

Mat Freimuth

law-abiding citizen

In Shock

Life’s a Musical!

Joseph Hammerman

Jonica Grompson

amused librarian

white person

Seeking Dating Advice

Mister Pants

john ainley

Dodd Loomis

M. McOrmick

No Baby Fat

BJ MacKay

Amused Locals

dates older guys

Freedom Waxing!

wow, that’s harsh

Justyn Egert

Miss Ann

escaping to vegas

Cait Saint

amen sister

Tiffany Schleigh

Classics Student

Beez and Newb

D Dot

Bo Vanderpants

Mark McLaughlin

sort of…

donald morgan

Chris Lumo

Flabbergasted Longhorn

LaLa Land

Still confused

Project Manager

Chatty McSailor Mouth

Crying Inside

the elevator

thanks, carmen.

Were we?

debbie downer

humanoid answering machine

not good

not pregnant

So fucking teue

Rachel Kaiser

Ram Das

Nonplussed Passenger

Angelica Burns

Chris DeLuca

Ultimate Warrior

a Persian

i’m suddenly thirsty.

me neither

Sarah Booz

Innocent Bathroom-goer

mr. pants

Acacia Graddy-Gamel

Irish Dave

Thank Goodness!

Peeto the Cheeto

Keavy (loves Santa)

oh really…

Belladonna Wexhome

I completely agree

They really were

Pub crawler

Internet Meme

Chris Cardinal

scared cube-dweller

Middle child

whitney cherry

Chelsea Girl

Bart Simpson’s shudder

Luther Cherry

Harmony Davis

Andy & Nick

Creeped out.

Miss Ivy

laura pieper

Kristin Ostby

Good luck

the IT guy

Amused Agent

Derrick McClure

student worker

Love my coffee

Animal Lover

A little disgusted

Super Bob

Cubed Up Nearby

second in command

Sick Fatty

OB Dave

Law student

Can I come?

Alan B. Barley

what a spectacle…

Tasty Office Supplies

Class Warrior

Not Homo

whaaaaaat just happened

Not Surprised

The Receptionist

The Natural EMP

also dumbfounded

IT Trainer

The non-asian woman

Bystander girl

Oh, high school

Sorry, what?

That’s so wrong

local woman

Beth Walker

that’s disgusting. Really.

Kevin Gordish

that guy’s girlfriend

unicorn lover

good times


extremely good advice

Legally Retarded

I’ll buy some

Michael Moore

aba therapist

Clara Lee

2 tables over

…I knew it!

Amanda Postel

I prefer pizza

Juantamo Bay

Mikey Andy

I love people…..

eternal student

Christopher Schulz

Lisa Freestone

The Vampire Newsbunny

Miss Bonaparte

…or that

I love NYC

Fake sand maker

Kelly Rocks

Captain Craptacular

a different department

great scott

Lowly Intern

wasn’t invited either

a little small

amazed and frightened

coworker #3

disturbed onlooker

garage girl #1

English Major

Rachael Johnson

the usher

His (embarassed) Mother

her niece

the wirled

taylor Morgan

Incredibly Amused

maybe tomorrow, then?

Where there’s smoke

thanks mom

People are wrong.

Ali P!

Heidegger Kid

MMC 2013

El Meech

Who’s Frank?

Pat Trenner

Princess Diana

townie knows best

Lisa Arthur

A. Lil

So Confused

Bait for what?

harry bohemis

little miss spy

Matthew Roberts

Out taking photos

that’ll teach him

The mind boggles

Southern Discomforts

Matt & Stacy

Karishma Gurtu

Never had it

Not Emaciated

Zombie Boyfriend

J. Ra

The Music Man

Becky Z-Dub

Nick Spiller

amazed by ignorance

Also Drinking

always a problem

Condones This

Intrigued Grad Student

The teacher

it’s true

Oh Dear

kinda turned on

really short URL

Dave Rabkin

I love NYC!

Jennifer Piston

bad idea

Bob Leblaw

Phyllis Dean

Luke Wallis

ho ho ho

miss blanky-poo

Queens Girl

ultra-condensed movies

Fordham Student

fair point.

Daniel Boris Dzula

Concerned Irishman

Bikram Curious

Scared British Tourist

Maria Emma

Dylan Sparrow

Purple Hat Lady

Adam Bixler

Pro Forced Sterilization

R U Serious?

saturday morning

Sushi Enjoyer

not so skinny

Just Me

Obvious Misunderstanding

Jonas Puer

Fresh Man

B44 rider

Rob Lovett

J Harmony

Curious, yet horrified

Tom Fickle

Doesn’t speak crazy

data monkey

HR Specialist

dying inside

testcenter cowboy

Just buzzing

i feel that.

Trying to hide

Bossman Cometh

At the keybored

I wasn’t looking

Dr Doctor

so last season

that’s just great

Midtown Schmidtown

Betty Noir

me too…

Amazed Mets Fan

Deborah Smith

that guy

Miss Rach

Tastes Like Chicken

Yeah he’s gay

Keena Burt

how many times

cubicle slave

Joe Oxford

i heart cubicles

adderall driven

David Leech

do not want

busting a gut

I love work

I Giggled

alan b hutscar

Child-Averse Art Hater

mike the observer

not his lady

Mackenzie Richardson

Jessica Rubin

Emily Rauch

Ely Henry

Conformity is Futile!

Barry Ward

Rad Rayna

Jaded Grad Student

Anna De Souza

tee hee :)

oh tourists

Green Star

The 4th party

taking notes

Complete Composure

like, for real?

Basia Emano

Next room over

Vanessa Duguay

Sad York Student

an amused barista.

Lowlie Worm

Not-at-all 21

Kip K.E.H.

Anthony Mercer

Anja Schwalm

Sarah Neill

Amused Zoology Student

everyone gets screwed?

Me, too?

Amused coworker

good advice

Zippy The Wonderbat

Drew Ball

J Cox

Just Shoppint

Dr No-Eyes

Note to self….

Calvin SC

hudson williams-eynon

Peed my pants

Not Preggers

Rick Bruner


Not a douchebag

Admiring Student

Slapped her how?

big bad don

Jesse Cromer

i mean disrespect

Check, please!

Highly disturbed commuter

Crossing street

Caged Monkey

Joyful One

Tiger Fan

Confused listener

Eve’s dropper

Amused Friend

I doubt that

Geographically Inclined

Dumbfounded Beauty Advisor

elvis eavesdropper

high school aide

Xiao Hoah Dze

Zach Rock Steady

that’s always good

Cali in NYC

hannah g-pa

Hopes she’s exaggerating

Mr. Awsome

Jill and Weenie

older sassy girl

Whats the proof

prefers dinosaurs

agnostic librarian

mr. mitch


Emily and Aaron

Bewildered Techie

Me Too?

Lauren Razzore

Hakuna Matata

David Fishkind

another electric guy

Jason Bowman

Jon Good

they’re becoming self-aware

meeting jockey

oh realllyyyy

i love randomness

factory drone

Horse Whisperer

Phillip Roncoroni

Meat Eater

verbal abuse ftw!

Kári Emil

ears kimmie

Forever 21 shopper

she’s not.

Oh Kelly…

Holidays on Ice

Looks Like Diva

fully dressed

hear no evil

Drunk Drama Queen

Not Me!!

will be graduating…

Pumpkin and Peanut

Disco Dan

Face Palm

Cassie Barlow

high school

friends of both

Peter Pentacostle

Mike Waller

Poodle Lady

D. Scibe

Mickey Smith

Crazy Romanians

other contenders?

Cougar Hunter

Me Neither

A Boyish Girl

ducks are cool

Confused Resident

Laughing Neighbor

Lord Baddkitty

Am I overdressed?

Lil’ Bill

Is it 1990?

Glad I’m healthy.

dont wanna know

The Wine Girls

proud dad

Just Visiting…

kill her

Jack Package

Lola Black

The House

Funky Monkey

Brian Broker

Too Much

La Diabla

amused bookseller

another patient

Marketer In Accounting

Choo Choo Charlie

A white folk

grad student

silver spring

Myr Myr

Carmen Quinonez

Jonathan Abraham

subway phantom

uh oh

Jean Ann

I waved

skeptical james

chinese new year

dr. positive washington

Sherlock N Holmes

smart people

animal lover

New Girl

Savannah and Alena

almost-facinated student

slightly suspicious

freudian follower

yo bitch

Lance Wriststrong

Ron Wheaton

Yours Truly

I’m skinny too….

dc visitor

Alice Dalice

monkey girl

Wait what?

tourists rock

undercovah sistah

poor cab driver

west villager

Aveda Esthiology Student

Colleen Elizabeth Campagna

Matt Koff

Running for Cover

Pet-co shopper

working through lunch

mark shale

Count Chocula

New Here

Hispanic girlfriend

I’m Jewish

behind the counter

Tricia Rae

A. N. Cargo

mona risa

Eric Frazier

off white

worried coworker

Cubicle Panda

cube ninja

finance mole

Kristen Gorbell

Napalm Seth

Amused shopper

Hollie Corbitt

Having breakfast nearby

Sarah McL

Jocasta Spell

Abdul Marcos

The Game

lonely passenger

Stifled A. Guffaw

Highly Entertained

eat me

ikki nikki

Guy walking by

scooting farther away

way to parent.

He really was

Oh the Pig-manity!

ian daywalker

Thomas van Alphen

porn star

sure, why not?

Time to retire

perturbed coworker

Doughnut King

government spawn

Sofa Kingdom

John Alejandro King

the last boyscout

Brokeass Harem

that one girl

Amused NYU Tischie

glad she’s leaving

Jalex Leoley

Frank Molla

uteran lining

A snake? Really?

Meghan Monaco

Kirsty Smith

Jellyfish Jaq

every day bather

Unemployed and unemployable

Northern Lad

Worker #43

Tempin’ it up

Still giggling

Misslead youth

Christina Federici

Li’l Bit

Amy Achterman

the hill

The Sweetheart

try walking

Tha WB

Smitten Kitten

Fanx 4 that

Another band geek

your mom

Amber Star

Casey Black

Officer Friendly?


BOB Sled

Broke Commuter

suddenly paying attention

Miss Fabulous

Tickle Feet

Clueless Bystander

Katie Arvidson

Holly Martins

freshly brewed.

Rachael and Ben

token white chick

Rachel Isadora

Why be fake

The Cashier

Joe the average

Master Mahan

dani solina

Moms, man.

Sam Dullard

West Sider

Jane and Brian

Not hungry either

Kayla Monetta

Rebecca Meyers

Whitney Simmons

Kelli Jo

Mike Posillico

David Russo

Steve Hofstetter

Vivianne Mayonnaise

Another Economics Graduate

Amy Rose

serpent queen

Dr. Hypokrit

Karlene Kuhn

amy abes

Clarissa St. Tacocrotch

bigwig’s secretary

Not Looking…

The Body

wow, that’s old.

Desk clerk

Scared In Orlando

Still Not Dazzled

amused student….

I wouldn’t either

The Girl, Kat

Long way down

reluctant scrantonian

Nathalie & Noah

Michael O’Connor

Burning Vegan

wasn’t even invited

The Girl Anonymous

married for love

Dazed and Confused

sunny day.

Bunny Attack?

broken headphones

Truly amazing

Michael Abraham

Yak Overboard

Not again

Cool Breeze

H. G. Wells

shyinvisiblegirl loves physics

Erica Lynn

Joe Bagodonuts

I Looked Away

John David

Next urinal

Nas T. Pezz

NOT the father

a people-grower

Dan Friedman

Ofelia Hiney

Alicia Morris

Katelyn Jones

Agrees with woman


Amused Onlooker

not as drunk

dropping some eaves

Not an Accountant

amused intern

not surprised

Suitably Impressed

The cool aunt

pull my finger

The Guy

Kate Melvin

Todd Fletcher

Francisco S. Ramírez

Bryan Bruner

unimpressed and skeptical

questioning the physics

wonders why

Igor Petrov

nosey nancy

Amused Shopper

Big Taugess

Neck Twister

Cornbread Jim

M. Blair

Gagging Uncontrollably

Central Girl

Patty Astrolabe

Rachel Jane

tired traveler

Secret Spy

she’s not kidding

secret Spy

Mike Dunn

Alex Ello

Mary Cait

Amused college student

Becka Dash

Anthony LoDuca

I’m sure, dude.

V Liebs

apparently a model

Paul Tabachneck

Matthew K. Johnson

Guy Walking

David Feldman

Argyll Lover

Danielle Lenore

that *is* beastin’

cute and cuddly

Eh, what?

Financial Aid Folks

She’s Not Wrong…

Had pants on

Receptionist #2

History Major

nice thought…

Tequila Sally

Bus Boy

Barista #3

CT girl

Deanna Gustav

mine’s ultraviolence

sneaking a peek

Jesse Green

What’s a sombrero?

Lonley Laugher

90s Nostalgia

Just chilling around..

The Man(dy)

Wes Mantooth

Bones Jones

you tell ‘em

Straight girl

Mark Martin

thankfully not jewish

Ben Solomon

Hans in Brooklyn

Jack Straw

I Love Biology

chinatown bus traveler

unsmiling new yorker

Marie Ziskin

trippin on DayQuil

i heard that!

Female Peon

the equivalent of

Sarah Boyd

Did you mean

Dan Sebastian

Cougar Bear

Giggling cashier

Neither nor

I’d Rather Not

Southern Carnivore

Go Rangers!

Nick Ace

Dan Rosen

Sessi Li

not a newf

The Boss

Dee Dee

Dice To That

de kraai

Kid Kyle

Wonderfully Amuzed

Mr Tickle

Chai Tea

Larry G. Case

Molly Guns

cardboard cut

Roommate #3

Dead Betty

snarky writer

Husky Gregg

E. M. Rees

Masked Avenger

Joyfully Yours

Julie & Zane

Mateo que Feo

Ashley Nelson

Naomi Choy Smith

Paula Katinas

Hunter (aka

also loud

catching a train

Imma club you

next stall over

Alan Q Smithee

Marissa Pelly

Katie Compa

sounds relaxing

Christiana Little

The Grozz

Matt Bangsund

Jeremy Hawn

Disturbed Toilet User

El Monsoon

Civil Servant

James Jameson

It was real?

Terrance Williams

Sven Johnson

free birth control

Morgan Roddy

Melissa Platt

my sympathies

had neither

Joseph Hernandez

Laura Grossman

The Reverend

craig hunter

what the hell?

Amused Freshman

Pirate at Heart

Checking her out

ilove fur

Foster Care Goddess

The Cleveland Kid

count me in!

I Don’t Stink

Angry Sandwich

Still Laughing

Santiago and Catie

Haven’t we all?

babaganoush the great

Oh no!

Porky Pig

Alex Bailey

Another Greyhound Lover

hells kitchen dweller

OUch Eezy

Bitter Paralegal

Greg Dunn

sabrina lover

B. Rye

waiting in line

Wearing supportive undergarments

This isn’t Starbucks

Amerigo Vespucci

Cooper Street Relic

Who is sexting?

Jim Giraffe

late night studier

Amused Employee

Aunt Kelly

Gotta try that

… What?!

Silently Amused

near the computer

Samantha Sharifi

Am I Imaginary?

What a waste!

Random Asian Chick

Robert Gleyberman

Scott Jurkowski

also a fan

B. Clothman

tell me more…

Baby Dinosaur

James Allen

wow thats classy

Art Department

very concerned

Finance Officer #3

office monkey extraordinaire

cube rat

northern lad

I’m tired today.

Vastly Amused

excuse me?

Charles Alverson

shocked older sister.

I hear ya

Moisturized Chocolate Lover

wait, what?

Molly Moo

Les Izzmore

oh really?

Another human female

megan rose

I <3 Commuters

Rachel Peters

gefilte fish junkie

Emily Davidson

christopher james

Not Really…

jake kirby

blushing beauty

Incest King

Just a temp

The Gentile Temp

Dr. Ruth

El conquistador

ultracondensed movies

dirty mike

awesome sauce

Sally Tempo

S&B at STJ

Wait, What?

Smoking Student

You tell me

Lord Almighty

Lucy Lurks

Flustered Commuter

Tim Jones

Mr. Nightingale

maybe I do!

me too.

Hadn’t seen it

the fundamental question

3 day tourist

Modern Guilt

Fluent in Canadian

kinda scared

Stephan Dion

Hunter (aka,

Michael B. Isberg

Really was blushing…

Bone Cermark

Emily Kidd

slut for sushi

Wearing Sneakers

Locked & Loaded

vamp slayer

Rest in Peace…

He wasn’t sorry

She’s elderly!

Cill the Obscure


Say What?

amused greatly

shana yo mamma

Creeped-out Cara

Steve Elliott

Fair maiden Juliet

Amused Exchange Student

Jail, Anyone?

Ken Lane

Joanna Lin

Oh really

Evan Wilson

Jaime and Bridget

also a drinker

Fred Daubert

Awesome Mother Fucker

Blue Steel

me too!

Law Student

Are you sure?

NYC Maven

Alexandra Bailey

Sara Swank

The white boyfriend

Alice Haefeli

wow, really?

highly amused

Punctual student

entertained witness

Passenger A 44

King Dubby

Jonathan Ferrantelli

Helene and Kristina

Jessica Bergin

Free Love

Giggling at crack

brutal commuter

PW rider

Jasper johnson

Someone else’s mom

David Landfair

Good Analogy

The Secret Newsbunny

Laura PJ

Yummmmm Dumplings

Kelly Speich

Not a yuppie

Tall Skim Latte

Mom in transit

non-stereotype Asian

I noticed…

Mind bleach, please

I thought so…

Girl Friday

Man Among Women

Tanya from NY

we just know

Lowly analyst girl

eh what?

Looks like Diva

The Punvert

Scandalized Receptionist

Just an editor

The Shrew

Sticking with pants

Who uses

Molly, LQTM

The Friend

Seriously worried

Alex Murry

Mark Nilges

Erin and Willa

GerMan in NY

Myrtle & Carlton

soccer mom

Wild Dog Boy

Dropping Eaves

Mr. Bobo

Likes birds too

Too much information

Pitchin Woo

Xiao Ho Dze

Government Worker

Not too many

oh, really?

Jeff Alderman

Bar Patron

Amused Guest

Tony Cimino, DMA

Victoria Lynne Blakeman

Jamma Mamma

Lo Fisch

need a tissue?

Momentarily Panicked

Helena the Great

Jar Aaron

M. Fresh

Growing pains

Top Chef

Visiting Kiran

Lucky Gunther

Sanam Skelly

Cracka Jack

Good to Know

Following the leader

Jenny and LaLa

Pleasantly surprised

that could work

Robin M. StPierre

fart smeller

walkin’ whitey

It’s not?

some girl

care bear stare

Sebastian White

Yeah. It did.

Linda Rhodes

Sarah and Andrew

Prof. Creepyhugz

Teddy Nicholas

not studying…

dripping wet

Casey Felago

Rachel Silver

now i’m curious

here too early

She’s teaching us?

Art Dictator

David Anon

Guido Honda

Good Weekend, Huh?

HR Laughing

Sammy Sanchez

another bacterium

he really wasn’t

Chinese cockney

Ben seven

Dr. Iniego Strangelove

the cashier

Joel Moore

Class Warmonger

Gary & Nadja

former NYer

So stop asking

The Bu

Underwear Moderator

Big Al

lauren mcgoldrick

RU serious

The Rex

Mickity Mike

laughing despite herself

Avigdor from Jericho

Dwight K Shrute

Kristina Lustig

Nicole Yan

i wonder too

falling asleep anyway

Playing it safe.

Juantanamo Bay

Stephanie Wall

IT Dude

office moneky extraordinaire

bored receptionist

princess pink

Mollena Williams

Inigo Montoya

Wish I did

Sean Mc

miao miao

and by

Dude Santa

Amused Bookseller

Gene Gray

Miss Heather

amused passenger

Chuck Bass

also tired

Mia Wallace

The Teacher

Jay Bee

T. Castillo

Katerina S,

Master Splinter

yeah, the nicest.

Enjoys the gays

Admin Ass

Female Machinist

wah wah wahhhh

Work It.

poor babies

Listening for Ticking

Apparently Screwed

Nick West

Ready for Jesus

tennessee williams’ groupie

oh well, okay

robert taylor

concerned friend

Veruca Salt

Jordan Bruce

watching her back

Li’l Squeaker

Dan Lurie

Really? REALLY!?!

not jewish

the art major

Harry Cooter

Philips Loh

gator city girl

anna levi

mary jane

Creeped Out

Calling HR Now

Tech Anthony

Finance Mole

Band Nerd

Roman Naked

Amused student

girl in line

laughing in class

Mrs. Butterworth

A great man

Karmenlara Seidman

Reid Rogers

target shopper

sympathetic bookseller

alex mwheel

Henry Higgins

C. Milano

pop pop

Couldn’t agree more

Struedel Snatcher

T. Ryan

Who’d have thought?

Any Britney Song

Say what?

Katie AK

Malta Paul

circa 1978

Caroline Oldfield

The Katie

Knows the etiquette

sex > work

Fyathy Rio

also hungover

NYU Ears

sophie Balis-Harris

Ursula & Winifred

ooga booga

Ketchup lover

Chuhan Luo

stewed tomato

That’s unfortunate

Davis Baker

where brooklyn at?

Fellow Supporter

Straight Trippin, Boo

cube noob

Confused reporter

Kim, the Anit-Idiot.

Highly Amused

lowly intern

Carver Stone

The Help

good heavens

Got milk?

Not failing math

another immigrant

Kyle Crocodile

The White Boy

Annie in MN

Captain Zoom

stella ho

Jill Twiss

Kristy Magyar

scared white guy

thirsty wino

Injun Mofo

Garry Lash

Beach Bum

Nathan Brauner

The Redhead

not that chick

Cat Person

Poogs McNasty

Topsy Krets

That was smooth.

I love Artichoke!

The office Gossip

Odd Name

sounds yummy

indifferent to fonts

Jake Conner

slightly concerned.

Normal Ears?

a. Lil.

a coffee gal

Emma Middleton

Tormented Math Student

da da

Anthony’s Gal

Vivian Brodie

…I almost asked

tamphex twin

Ivory Girl

slc boy

On the periphery

spencer dorn

laughing nanny

P. nut

Turn their ankles

Ben Graney

Little Odessa

Super Mike

Mr. the Snake

Saltine McCrackerface

Bronson Pinchalot

Right Place

HR Manager

that one chick

Ciara & Eric

molly guns

Annie Costa

Jesse Jack

Cash Money

NYU girl

Helene and Alice

Crumb Doughnut

fellow customer

Stephanie Luke

Team Player

Doug Stone

bored prof

Rob Anderson

liselle boyette

Fearless Joe

Lady Ash

Capt Grayson

5th gr. teacher

cubical gopher

Slacking off

He’s right.

T Con

not surprising

next in line.

oh dear.

wondering why…

roomie numero tre.

Scott A. Willis

Black Bean

Melissa Kairuz

Miss Guided

loves it

Cousin Al

Adam and AMC

Adam Glaser

Joey Potter

this is awkward

not an idealist

ydnew naej

No thank you

ahhh, New York

Chopin’s Edna

Holiday Guts!

Waldo’s alter-ego

It’s me

good to know

inching away

Aloof Loner

Reza Daneshvar

Wary Technician

curious supervisor

that’s awkward

the Student

Scared of entertainment

Ag dEsigner

Hillary E Us

Cubicle Rockin

Joe Garca

Eavesdrop DC

Judge Mental

chino latino

A Cheek

Deathly Confused

Cassie and Chloe

go rangers!

girl #1

Another Grad

laughing hysterically

Lois Lane

I speak Gonorrhea

last in line

Listening, speechless.

Jesus Freak

bringin sexy back

Matt Hartwick

liz kim

I like…hair

Matthew K Johnson

Sofia Dante

David Bichara

Steve Scheno


mets fan

Matt Johnson

Aidan Shepard

Jeff Johnson

Tom in Bushwick

Paperback Writer

white ace rules

Robert J. Anderson

Daisy Mae

Christmas Spirit

or snakes

Patient Passenger

the itis

sara astrid

In Agreement

conspicuous white guy

dog run

Synitta Walker

Red Head

Alan J. Pedersen

Probably they shouldn’t

Cubical Dweller Pita

just the intern

back seat driver

bearer of randomness

Not paid enough.

Glad Im Healthy

Pod Buddy

Alessa Colaianni

Frodo Baggins

joe joe.

pink sunnies

crafty biotech

Amused Babysitter

White girl

No Lie

The Professor

amused employee

Eric Bouchey

teh aml

jt & lc

Ear Hustler

Unsurprised Temp

Loving this

a lil.

oh geeze.

Judgmental Dog Walker

choking on scotch

John Blaze

Johnny Drongo

Matthew & Aaron

non voter

Jay Softe

Anna Rose

Sam Fez

an unsqueezed lesbian

English bloke

good point?

Linda Stein

j and kris

Conservative Italian Stallion

Dave Eugene

Speechless, blinking….

disturbed yet laughing

Doubled over Coworker

The Bonesaw

Stole something instead

Just browsing

good lord.

walking & talking

slight overshare

stunned organist

Not so sure…

I bet!

Alex and Allyson

Honest Truth

heather linford


Courtney Messer

one love

Steve Popovich

Jason Scott

It looked painful.

shocked and appalled

Rob Mo

Jason Smith

cube master

Shingle(less) White Female

A. Pincus

beth the observer

Db’s Mom

sassy san franciscan

I’m Adopted

nosy roommate

War Damn Eagle

tony jones

Fellow Subway Rider

depends on citizens

Obama Now!

crosstown girl

Keep It Movin’

girl named sugar

Not drunk

Joe Roumeliotis

just straight

poor kid

Chris the engineer

holding sushi.

that girl

Jake Elwell

hungry law student

redefining childhood sweethearts

Never Having Children

La Jollan

front desk

Miel Durand

Jack Satan

sensual products copywriter

Very Disturbed

Celeste Mann

Willem Rosenthal

Random Bar Guy

scared student

Michael Oakes

awkward onlooker

Oliver Woodhead

not too smart

Just around

Weary Communter

sorry charlie

courtney messer

UES Suit

Uncomfortable volunteer

jessi pfeufer

Melissa Perez

always listening

Thea Colton

Agie Markiewicz

ryan and erin

Alex Berger



Go Kid Go!

The new guy

Miss Blige

Living for Friday

Club Strozier

office grunt #12

just a temp

Miz Met

Carefull listener

it’s a deal!

Diana Mason

tru dat?

Going to hell

Rev Loon

I’m not complainin’

Veronica @

Elspeth Tremblay

Steve Major

Stephanie Box

agree to agree

hairy pink nipples

Train Wreck

Amused passenger

Luke Skywalker

El David

another misunderstood southerner

kevin fitzpatrick

smart kid

Russ Wall

amused book-reader

Hiding my stapler

not a lawyer

teh intern

Hungry now

Can sympathize

ass chaps

music snob

Spiced girl

Gaby Young

the mster

be CNU

Passing Student

Millicent Bystander

Good point

Tdot Girl

Dan Lester

8 Day Charm

Sarah Yvonne

Listening with amazement

not that deep

Brittany Smith

Erica Friedman

It’s me, bitches.

Erica Fuld

Quippy Pasqual

I agree…

Pretzel Vendor

jemma lower

Juantanom Bay

I understand!

Sean McGurr

Maddie’s Friend

butt, of course

Currency Expert

Dea at work

Mama en Fuego

very amused

Ben Jam’in

weary traveler

We Aren’t?

what’s a monkey-monkey?

German Deter

Shelli Silverstein

me neither.

Me too Honey

Tim Roth

Music Theorist

Derrick Walker

Nick Kinling

Alexis from Texas

becky z-dub

Student Teacher

Charlie Zhen

Heck Yeah

Miss Sunita

Doesn’t live there

Dave Barnette

The Temp

Billy the Bootlegger

Chris Maimone

Under where?

Sweet Tea

American art student

almost a lawyer.

Stephanie Miene

Crazy Person

Native New Yorker

Culturally Challenged

Latka Hero

Rabbi’s Agnostic daughter

Horsies Are Pretty

John Tidyman

Matthias Sundberg

Jesse Benjamin

a med student

Grossed out

laughing to himself

couldn’t contain

Chris Manning

Expect Great Things

Do what?

It’s pretty obvious

You’re Excused

Not minding his

needs new friends

thrilled commuter

yes it does

Not from here

bad mental picture

just me

Has Cookies

Skyler Fox

Got Knocked Out

Rear Admiral Butts

White smelly jogger

amused cashier

not going there

Mary Elizabeth

Some Random Girl

political listener

George Jefferson

Robyn Stegman

David Last

Like, Totally.

Not Italian

Jake Blaxwell

the birthday girl

The Other

I’m Proud Too

Night Nurse

Cube Mate

Brandon Davis

Coder Chick

The Colinator

Bowtie Daddy

Alexa, Alicia, Eric

Clearly doing

Oh boy

Sargeant Pants

Kailee McMahon

The Poogtastic One

Lily Caulfield

Alistar Spencer

Roth Hall

Generous Supply

Pratt student

Cindy Davis

Venti Tres


Pierre Pierre

Parakeet #1

Black Friday Shopper

has a will

Literate Listener

not smelling

Emu Whisperer

amused and disgusted

inquiring mind

Arkham patient

Allan Loff Jakobsen

a fellow masterbater

Katie M agrees

Revere La Noue

andrew daly

Gringo Starr

Hungry Bystander

Veronica at

In the fountain

Barnard girl

cindy fernandez

Matthew Coleman

AB McNeely

Blanket Once Removed

Cube Guru

she wasn’t kidding

outside laughing

Code Monkey

Urban Achiever

kung pao rick.

Wendy Stephens

Not a Dr

Sigh. Me too.

Dora Olafsson

nosey nafia

The Lane Train

The Thighless Wonder

OG Bergenfield

Russ Beef

Joey Cards

Jack Jackl

Wasn’t Me

Obviously a Republican

sure they weren’t

dream profession?

mike hunt

beachweek ’06

cherry picker

Forrest Gump

Grandma’s Boy

Yes, she’s real

Mary Beth

Tuff Bandito

Auntie Maim

Not Congratulated

Love my job

Good Advice!

no, I don’t

Oh, thank god!

Well D’uh

Stephen Perlstein

not a tourist

Drew Gutstein

Baby steps

Doug Bost

white guy

I Am McLovey

Well-Dressed Indian Boy

Rooting for bananas

The Tutors

Quarter Sandwhich

Alan Roberts

where’s waldo?

well…was it?

amused worker

Andréa Cecil

crittle monkey

a temp

Annie Tewkesbury

bo jokes

Mugsy’s Moll

Benny the boo

Santa’s Boy Toy

Matt Giella

Rafael DaSilva

Cody Smith

Richard Parker

Dan Fuckin’ Murphy

Pastrami Girl

J Scott

Paper Pusher

uncivil servant

laughing uncontrollably

Roma Tekovi

just another peon

not so much

not telling either

don’t we all?

Where’s a dictionary?

blue rock

Lost In Space

Ken Thompson

dazed and confused

B-Dizzle Yo

michael diamond

Beef Cheeks

DTA Officer

Mama Beeker

Empty Refrigerator

sophie and gabby

K Swin

Oh snap!

pink panties

Earl Weinz

Outraged Brooklynite

the expeditor

M. Tina

Chandler Smith

Phone Slave

Annie Mosity

Ally Beare

Cubicle Gnome

in between stalls

Johnny Bystander

Dunder MIfflin

stinky turtle

Paige Turner

loves smart kids

Ed Klein

see ya

Flossy Jossie

Walk By Faster

theslyvegan and co

harley spiller

Girl on street

defragment my harddrive

evil em

A Mexican

Turning away now.

Easy Does It

Matthew Krenz

Anne Frank

fellow fatass

Matt Morgan

mondo man

Wanna get High?

fat bastard

Noel Coward

Carmela Machiato

The Happy Hippie

megan loves ian

makes me hungry…

Well-dressed Indian boy

Liam Shove

beach comber

bea arthur

Slowly backing away…

CJ Wiretap

Jet Jaguar

some girl.

Queens girl

Hott Bi Luv

Philly Joe

Couch Centaur

Jen Diff

also not chinese

Ewan Walsh

columbia undergrad

The Mad Man

li’l squeaker

Lacy Garrison

Mike Fish

Linda Keegstra

I like Ales

The Flying Aspidistra

like velour too

veni vidi deridei

Harassed Dispatcher

Girl in Black

unhappy gapper

Made me laugh

Uncle Salty

I prefer Kit-Kats

GameBoy Kid

money well spent

Excellent deduction, Watson.

Ladle & Jen

Alex and Colin

Lieut. Liplock

definitely human

Mr. Hedge

not that guy

Cait O’Connor

Elevator Bomb Dropper

Murray Hill Schlub

seat 32B

mille shayntwright

christine y0

Trevor From Seattle

slightly puzzled

Stefan Lawrence

Her American Cousin

Gwen West

Romulo Escamilla

Laughing hysterically

Passing Biker

T Perk

Pam Beesly

Doug E Doug

Totally gangsta.

Design Goddess

Ikeed Unaught

needs more coffee

steele skillz

Wil Reyes

HE said what?!

Kenneth Creech

r. faith

Randi and Patrick

Oh the irony

the libbernator

6th Floor Blogger

definitely not me

fellow ex-catholic

sara swank

Soap Oprah

Frito Bandito

Shocked in AZ

All Three Bears

Mr. Uncreative

who wouldn’t protest?

just keep walking

eavesdropping cube dweller

Management Ninja!

Eric Dean

wow indeed

Tara O’Sullivan

Commodore Croissant

Gina Sophia

Keep Pushing On!

Kevin Eliasen

Nick Caylor

Go Rams!

Jo King

Erin Flannery

20 percenter

Bea 61

Fulana Pepa

Coffee Lurker

Unwilling Audience

Stephen’s Wife

Traci Cuccurullo

westchester girl

Not sure myself…

garden in manhattan?

Bible Fan

porkchop sandwiches

Lili Von Shtupp

bianca’s boyfriend

no, she’s mine

judith currin

Unrelenting Monkey

the trainman

mmm….mystery pills

disturbed student

you think?

Corporate stooge

a diligent worker

not a juror

blind betty

whoa mango

afraid of kids

well, do you?

Booksie in Bumfuck

That Bookseller Chick

Me too!

innocent bus rider

Me Too…

Girl Margaret

Asian Kid

Amused Subway Rider

nyu kid

MTA’s Flying Dutchman

Kara Lang

Girt Girl

Bathroom Goer

Drama Eavesdropper

abbitt the rabbitt

Oh, the pain…

Marisa Griggs

Just a contractor

file queen

Anonymous Temp

mark alan

Tootles McGee

torchwood lesbian

Katie Mainc

walking with bagel

West Coast Courtney

Nobody’s bitch

snorting coffee

Just waiting

um.. yah

J Menz

5 rows up

business casual

a sure sign

Climate Changer

borrowed her what?

So True

Jessica Segal

I like poetry.

I’m staying silent…

Nipples McFreaky

World’s #2 Dad

Non Hipster

Mako Shark

The Drummey

grateful undead

Barnard student

sounds delicious

Mark Hussa

clitoris rex

alicia rose

Melissa Sills

Zhi Man Huang

Ema O’Connor

Midwest Values

Beach Frog

Everyday Monday

At EVERY Meeting

Banana Forest Thief

(to the)

Thank you, sensei

The loud one

The other nerd

humanities student

Bonkers in Yonkers

Marina Tricorico

Alice Huang

your girl Dunham

confabulation Nation

He’s no Shakespeare…

John Strybos

ear hustler

Amanda Haag

Ryan St.Clair

population control

ears wide open

Penny Lane

202 Tavern Girl

a. Lil

hmm… point taken.

well that’s neat

Fast Hugs

Is That All?

frightened newbie

sooo true.

insensitive much?

oh really

m. Jo.

thank you!

it already is.

Brian Milvid

Ben Goldman

Rent Controlled

Two Fingaz

Nima Shirazi

A. Pincus

Darling Pinky

Kenny Gay

He’s sorta right

Indecent Exposure?

Sewing Diva

500lb Gorilla

Really? Really?

Next In Line

Lobby Patron

Ronald Quailfeather

Research Monkey

Beardless Mac User

Econometrically Bored

The Faghag

nina bina

Erin Partridge

Bigg Rigg

Crystal Dickinson

Richard Downey

Seamus Diddy

Non Father

Late-Night Passerby

Gin in Tonic

indie movie girl

Left Speechless

i agree

I’m New Here

pretty picture guy

Ben A. Fit

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Rather Disgusted

Hallway Skank Monitor

New Mexican

My Good Ear

El Gato

I was laughing

geek whisperer

David Sanchez

truly confused

Intellectual Steakhead

that’s a problem?

Feliz Navidad

The Doctor

The One

Johnny Salami

Miss. Me

Laughs at Kilts

Katie dela Cruz

Visitor to NYC

Lesbian’s Wifey

Randy & Jen

cwazy nooh yawkerr

I Am McLoVey

Pt Photo

Responsible Tourist

annoying blonde girl

Jersey Guy

The Fork

minnie stronie

Tessa MacKinnon

God Help Me

Clerk Peon

Concerned Student

Fake Blonde

Donny Boots

Mena Mansour

JO in Bobst

Holla Back Girl

M. Smith/Terrified Passenger

Miami Hitman

oh white girls

Adam Scholem

Arlene M Franks

krabby patty

Holly GoLightly

Auditor #2

Avoiding the corner

fix the ice

Oh, bio…

Jonathan Harford

John Jay

Hopefully not me!

James from Jersey

jenny Lui

Dashing Dan

BQM lady

Jack Fleming

adrift midwestern hipster

Veronica at

Hating her


green eyed evesdropper

Mildred and Gertrude

Just the Secretary

Rhymes with Regina

Mad Phat Pat

The Surly Usher

the sub

Norma Desmond

Alma Molato

soothed passenger

subway rider

Gina Beavers

Marlene Saunders

Trey Givens

Dora Watson

Going to Hell

brita bit

Stunned and literate

Evans Tucker

Brooklyn, Baby!

Rachel Kurst

A. Haven

quite amused

John Fischetti

Spring Break wooooo!

in my cube

Loves It!!

The Surly Programmer

Has lower standards

Full Service rep

Pepsi please

Amazing Amanda

Office Wench

amused teacher’s aide

Paige & Liz

Fixed Rider

amused shopper

The Sock

Strand Customer

Worst Movie Ever

wet willy

Laughing Whitey

Suburban Liz

Melissa Anne

Tech Support

Angelina Salgado

Justin Casement

Morel Farember

never having kids

Already there

she was ugly

I hate that

Jonny the Shiv

Trevor Allen

I was there

Noah Tizzle

Raymond Saada

Bart Procacci

I’m busy too

Lauren Weiss

Shane and Sammy

evan FM

Mary Crippen

thats gross

Max Berlinger

Subway rider

Cuny Graduate

Liz Beaux

Anna Pilar

Christopher Stone

Leonard Castell

Jordan Leyton-Mange

Noble Robinette

OC local

chicken sammich

token chick

cube dweller

Rachel Wills

peon incharge

The Mole

Chuckie Choo

Aunt Oblivious

S. Van-Ho

B Student

laughing awkwardly

bite my lip

Their Proud Counselor

I’m a train!

F Tourists

Damn Right!

who knew?

sneddy krueger

Been Jamin’

Ashley and Daria

Lauryn McC.

Dreadless Jew

never enough sunscreen

Hannah BW

Paying for food

sara aliza

Blue Devils

disgruntled shopgirl

Kai Nagai-Rothe

Dying of laughter

Opera Onlooker

land lubber

Mark Brinker

shuttle rider

finds it comforting

AH Hell’s Kitchen

m spot

bling bling

don cheetah

Stewart Lane

Manic Mouse

Dying to ask

Irritated Eavesdropper

I like sushi

Bar Keep

umm … really?

Alarmed healthcare worker

Cubicle neighbor

Interesting Morning

Ein Ladle

oh, jesus

Ivan Alfaro

Random Dude

Tom and Laura

Nancy Whiskey

warm ups?

Why MoMa?

Bunk Moreland

Not High, Kumar

Dannia Alfonso

not a hipster

Ben Dover

…not very science-y

John Mullan

In tribute

Amy Araya

Cpt Kate

The Quiet Consultant

Where’s the horseradish?

Stan Green

Not even surprised

almost offended… almost

Just passing by

Saw the Light

This Guy

Working at

Deck Hand

Laiah and Caitlin

Molly BOOM

Brandon Call

Slutgers Girl

Drunk Girl

I’m two

Gail Montemayor

Richard J. Anderson

He ain’t kiddin’

and she did

Alicia Van Couvering

Seth Callaway

Grand Witch Muffy

Sophia Emily

Timmy Lee

kids these days…

Ms. Hazard

Laughed Out Loud

pete gunz

Not pacing myself!

Misanthropic Scott

Still Employed… Unfortunately

silent one

Devil Spanker

Mark Knight

Not too old

Lloyd Blankfein

Quiet Chuckler

Native Floridian

Confetti Bomb

Drunken Swimmer

it’s so true

Needs A Drink

Mr. Safety

Poor Jebus

A Concerned Friend

The Zipster

Beer Bitch

Steven Lowell

jaded library dweller

no axings!

X. L. Percy

stupid english student

Tickled Pink

Dan Alcalde

the imbiber

just eating popcorn

Brad Benson

Arvind Chandra

Priscilla Perez

still looks up

Anna Mousey

he’s brilliant

Ad Girl

ummmm…..she’ll eat what?

Not Steffi

Ave Chitenmyhair

Making Copies

just buying candy

Still Laughing Inside

they overlooked me

Makin’ Copies

Britney’s Got Issues

in the slurbs

Abused Office Girl

Stunned Brother

Rae Crider

Tad Allagash

A Lifeguard

amused girlfriend

also interested

Kimberly Disney

Adam Bertocci

Ursula and Winifred

ball-and-veining tool

Carol Ann

biting my tongue

Kerry & Bob

Jeff McCrum

No idea

Maggie Elisabeth

Samantha Jones

Jonathan Katz

Curly girl

lata bitch

genetic mistake barbie

virgin…. -ian

Stephin’ out

Still Searching

Make it stop

agrees with him

Not from…those places

Booty Call Receptionist

Chuckling To Myself

Doctor Whom

Considered it.

Haha, what?

don’t we all

Celessa Dietzel

daily commuter

also not surprised

Define olden days

Cpt. Kate

Rachel + Isaac

Karen Maria

i love smores

guido hater

tuna on rye

Michael Baker

Thin walls

John Galt Jr.

nova scotia

equally gay

Emily Star

staten’s most hated

Ukranian Boy

Patrick Di Justo

Jimi James

Michael O’Brien

Jakob Wells

curry sprinkles

Rebecca Anna Smith

just… ew

Tisk Tisk

Greg Short

Paul Skarmeas

Tristan O’Tierney

biting my lip

Dr. Savealot

My brain hurts

People are sick

girl in scrubs

blockbuster lurker

Quiet Student

Jeebus McGee

the governor

Reverend Ryan

ryan link

Ha, ha, Mal.

Justin Tang

Cat Darcy

Stonned def

big spender

Your mom

City Girl

Volunteer Witness

ashley friedman

Delilah Karnes

pink freud

Mr. Peep

diva cuppin’

peanutbuttah jellytime

goldfish cracka

Donald Taylor

polar scare

Damoh Ramone

the amazing copywriter

Still cryin

wage slave

cubicle right outside

MF in China

New Yorker

Too Many Papercuts

Unburdened shoe shopper

an invisible fiend

Occam’s Lady Schick

I’ll never teee-eeell!

Kinda Nice Guy

Shane Hoffman

santa’s boy toy

Lesbian Whisperer

ilegal browser

Johnny Progrums

love this conductor!

Ali McE

queens is underappreciated

don juan

in the stall

Bastard children rule!

olga torrey

Wiley Willis

hillary claire

spinach grimace

Bob Cat

smiling writer

Car Ramrod

Nervous Co-worker

Engineering Student

The Quotable Cubicle

rubbah duck

Send Me Flowers

J. Corner

Kate & Brian

a butterfly

Backpacker Whisperer

Gary Lewis

fox news

robby gigante

Baffled Bear

chroma the great

Jimbo Jones

Or she’s bullemic.

sweet tea

Stephen Lindsay

and didn’t notice?

fival went east

losaida lois

Anna Wolinsky

Jeremy Willinger

cindy hawkins

Mawg Spawn

David Moss

r. kelly

Peter Holby

Mark Pancho

goodbye blue monday

dan finnegan

Forgot my iPod

krispie treat kiss

Revulsion of People

What the…

Another staff member

loves her job

Nose E Parker

Staci Lynn

Boner Police

Frazzled lawyer

Mathematical Genius

Ben Smith

Mark Jochens

J Dawg

dat wint’ry mix

bemused obama guy

Last-minute shopper

Cameron Rose

Kind of Confused

Surprise, surprise…

Myrtle Resident

yooo nellehh!!!

Austin Crumpler

brunette teen

Same thing

Randall Gooding

tapioca is love

Digital Grampa 2000

petal peddler

bbq vixen

piggy bank pimp

CB in Redondo

rebecca marie

green goblin

Summer Temp

has two-eyed cats

not in meeting

The Opinionator

Tuition Wasted

Kim and Amy

truth serum…

blue block

poor dog

Kari Nott

damn hiatus

freshman whisperer

Herbie McHebrew

genre reassigning surgery

rage gage

hoping she won

Juan Moment

using the force

Jim Conroy

In complete agreement

Martin Johnson

Golden Slumbers

Harris Mercer

Ben Knees

ears did?

Rajsingh Rules

Captain Finance

Alyson Leigh

no, its purple

Ioulia Fedorova

Bases McGee

eloise in heels

boris the blade

Will Urmston

e! fan

Kathy Iandoli

editorial intern/slave

Ambiguous Antecedent

anonymous coward

peachy girl

fellow bewildered worker-bee

Baggy Trousers

The Scandinavian

Andy Christ

Express Customer

Don’t Tempt Me

Adam Tetzloff

Running Late

Ace Montana

Katie Dearest

…sexy cheese?

Mets Fan

it wasn’t snowing

Um, You do?

Brian Libido

Katie Grady

thankfully sober

Lowly Laborer

i heart boas

e dawg

Bob Loblaw

web edit monkey

data entry girl

hold it in

abbs mcnabbs

*shakes head*

slightly relieved

NU Rules

Whitney Wrobel

Arabella Swathmore

amused pedestrian

It’s Jady, BiTChesss!!

Red Hair

Nicolas Agrait

amused priest

Katie & Jaime

Susan Laura

other white girls

clueless about electronics

The short one.

The Antithesis

whipper stripper

hardhat luvr

Sneaky Snake

A. Goldstein

shaking my head

Amused Movie Goer

Just the Receptionist

Random Eavesdropper

fed up

Invisible Girl

the truth hurts

The Kid

Amused friend

Biology Student

leaving ‘America’

oh. my. god.

Hoboken Biscuit

katie caroline

crew sympathizer

Jimmy Guthrie

Barbie and Bernie

No Pun Intended

Mikey D. Wong

The Meganator

Veronika LaRocque

Jason Kruta

Rhonda hearts Queens

wine girl

mr itchie

lee mai

John Nelson

uptown girl

D Weiner

Drueski Klinewski

mike pratt

it says moops

cubicle neighboor

Glad he shaves…

Heard everything

Geek Times Infinity

Just Listening

Sr. Graphics Goddess

Ethan Holbrook

amused non-major

3 Hipsters

Stitch Fan

hungry muppet

amused passerby

Sportin’ drawers

Ewan Macpherson

I celebrate christmas….

Jonathan Rosenblit

prefers clean-chaven men

Joe Jervis

About me

Pedro Van

Neal Mortimer

Will Couchon

ouch ouch

Stella Blue

Susan Elliott

Kate McVety

Little boxes

don’t drink, either

shirley’s temple

Damn psychopharmaceuticals…

Cubey McCuberton

Beef and Ale

one cubicle over

disease free

just a student

oh, trust me…

lost my appetite

Laughed Assless

Eavesdropping customer

Nathan Red

Zora Zero

You Can Awesome

Simon Feil

That Girl

alexandra ulmer

Angelica Cayne

like a virgo

pants on fire…

emperor of dirt

IC Balaam

i want some

Bored in Training

Justin Russo

Not smoking any

Terrified Co-Worker

*Tina Marie*

Please Don’t

sweet and sour

Still remember

Not an athlete

grammer teachah

macchiato junkie

hearing aid

The Frontwaiter

eating lunch.

big momma

Red Stapler

sean savage

Paul Schroeder

The Greek

Benny P!

Bathroom Spy

Ernie Privetera


Larry Liou

Fellow asshole

Philly Blunt

couple laughing loudly

Rita and Laura

native english speaker

Shocked and disturbed

condom queenie

atlas luvr

Emma Dries

Other Rad Rocker

doing her job

Electrical Estimator

i am too!

dances with wolverines

Yours truly

shy invisible girl

I say

litter machine

Perplexed Cal student

Amused Counselor

Ship’s Captain

simon says

Sleepy Monkey

Nick Draven

Andrea Leyton-Mange

my thoughts exactly

ein ladle

Lara Kahan

Another Dancing Queen

trench coat commuter

Ein Berliner

Bulent Akman

the blz

not kidding

Eric Shellhamer

Evan Regas

Very amused

Mark Hooven

Kelsaaaaay Lee.

switching to vodka

mine were clean

Counselor Lou

standing outside

i was impressed

confused and disgusted

Me too.

Darren Montalbano

Bionic Womyn

Karyn Regal

Ben Arwin

Dislocated Upstater

Emo Barbie Julia

I totally did

albus severus

Nikki Stellini

Call me Santa

solar spiritualist

APR 04 Alum

compnerd aka

quite impressed

Aaron M Gomez

choking on giggles

the other admin

The breakroom

Scared by-stander

gee and drew

Paul Cowling

Iniego Strangelove

green with envy

only in NYC

Walking the bridge

Chris Storey

Summer Intern

Daniel Gillies

Captain Stash

Disturbed Paralegal

Sir Rugo

I care

finance is funny

Leiah Heckatron

lil pirate

Kim & Clerr

Roger roger

Giggling student

Alexander Lepro

The Designated Driver

Kate E. Austin

I’m a vegetarian

Confused Flyer

guy behind them

Not impressed

Father Seraph

cameron rose

Amanda Mohamed

Joe John

Sharon Sloan

i hate hospitals

Just Another Harlemite

Mortuary Megan

Lily and Rebecca

Just passing through

Keesha Brown

Confused Commuter

johnny salami

Tabitha Junkers

Couple passing by

Avid Book Reader

Beach Goer

I wish

Tim Houghton

Marlena Mc

taxi hater

say what?

Service Dispatcher

Jason Bourne

some random chic

not his girlfriend

Denim on Denim

Security Guard

Andrea Reese

sagacious man

KingM and ALP

kanye’s therapist

Frank Kelly

Quirky Corky

Noah, plz

ana plz

watching my kidneys

Standing Aside

Neil Davall

quiet one

Tami D’Intern

Sad, but True

Whoa Now

intern biologist

Jack Ace, reporter-at-large

Shameless Leprechaun

Hack Prime

That sounds awful…

cultural tourist

ears burning

Nurse Badass

Christina Newkirk

Are you experience?

Are you serious?!

Bored In Class

Emily McInerney

fast walker

aunt petunia

two stools over

Mark Consuelos

If by

Shmatty and Shammy

Not a hipster

The Pidge

Pierre Fresnay

reading and laughing

Laura Wilson

mr. tibbs

Purchasing Slave

Counter Guy

all ears

The other aide

Eavesdropping Jew

Cubs Fan

joe the xrayguy

state worker

Soundbite Lover

Freelance Mama

Mark Smith

just walkin

3 musketeers

howie ray

Mary Beth Hanlon

Alex Berkowitz

it was her!

wasn’t that nice

walking by

Jeffrey Lebowski

Hey, me too

craig and cory

wait.. what?

Boheme poet

Jew tourist

Scott on SoBe

not getting up

Cubicle spud

HR Rep

priorities schmiorities

sticks and stones…

smiling widely

David James

MF Orange Slice

the french Draculla

she really is

Library Girl

Comforting words

Big Rob

i do too

Jack Melody

good golly

That’s gotta hurt

miss mess

Trader Joey

Adam Schiff

aaron milner

from Texas

Et tu, Galahad?

Straightfaced, but barely

Super Mel

Incredible Hulk

Irish Eyes

Amused nanny

Bemused Brooklynite

gavin bjørn

tourist lover

come again?

Dirty Librarian

Snotted My Water

High On Life

cubical dweller

The Megster

Ms Dash

also struggling

twinkie lover

C. Barreto

Carie Jones

the jankster

The Riddler

Karen Bernstein

Ben Moore

Melissa Berry

Joe Coleman

Vinny Ku

would’ve lied also

deke shearon

Kerri Anne

Cracker Chick

mildly entertained

old school

Heather Baharestani

freedom fries?

awkward annie

Kelly Arguello

Sweaty running boy

I’m from Venus

Chicagoan in FL

restaurant bitch

Mary Jane

doug doan

sinus-infected donkey

paid full price

Pirate Alice

Stubby Boardman

Cube Eavesdropper

DC Diva

frightened grad student

thankfully unmarried

Jummy Bear

Taylor Boatright

amused prof

I love adventures

a classmate

Bemused Spectator

sitting behind them

not yet anyway

Shan Agra

Never Forever

obviously chortling

New Yorkleans Nick

Liz Erd

an amused local

calamity zane

Mo and Mell

Gee, Thanks

cubicle island

cube prisoner

just passing through

Bored in NJ

texan tempest

herbie mchebrew

through the window

Pooper Snooper

the ear

Marie Elaine

the real deal

Sam McDermott

Molly Fitzpatrick

Morgan SO fetch

I am too

Sophia Casanova

fellow ritz lover

none taken

Mine, too

paste eater

Caroline & Skid

Damn Straight

fellow glutton

Jerry Comyn

Unexpecting Beach Reader

Glad I’m old..

jersey represent

i <3 twinz

carries a wallet

Brianna Clark

Frumious Bandersnatch

laughing new guy

Pointless Temp

Temporary Receptionist

Randy Peterman

Cramped office-mate

Grammatically Offended Boss

No, I Did

Orion QP

napalm kitty

don’t donate either

mine didn’t

Moderately amused

Dee Phunk

Damn the man!

C. Gray

Cooper Cheatham

A. Bystander

Clitoris Rex

Amused Tourist

David M Pasteelnick

Mike DS

Nic Oatridge

larry lohan

Josh Pasternak

natural woman

i do kegels

Sober but Empathetic

I hate Jared.

in tears

Bangkok Lawyer

stuck in sc

amy beth

Iron Cowgirl

me, too

Delilah Bloom

marsupial jones

Crazy Legs Freddy

Daniel Scott

woods comma elle

she was hot

Casey Sandel

babs standigio

big willy style

mystery man

Tim Berzins

you’re very tan

…in one night

comrade gull

I work here?

I am hungry

another karen* hater

Mickey the Intern

Bored Actuarial Intern

the receptionist

phone room peon

Next desk over

feelin it!

John Edward Hills

Bored At Work

Passing Jogger

Kristina & Friends

Erin and Tim

He-Man Skittle-Haters Club

sara nicole

eating my ziti

matrices maiden

thinking the same

Catholic School Girl

hipster shopper

English, not polite

the doc

Greg Costello

Lee Harvey

wait, what??

Bleacher Creature

Mirna Rottencrotch

West Wing fans

uncle daddy

Not Willing

vampire hunter

liz the whiz

bobbie the tortfeasor

not catholic

Mrs. BigMac

not impressed

wasn’t my ass

kathy iandoli

Billy Dee

Peter Persico

Rich Templeton

Jeff Hubbard

arthur digby sellars

Cubie Cal

sales guy’s neighbor

Office monkey #4

Disturbed Coworker

Robb Banks

Kevin and Elissa

i eat play-dough

ladybug bennett

buttpaste queen

Chadwick Vogel

Part Time Librarian

Roy G. Biv

True Believer

Burning Ears

Doesn’t know

Dr. Fred

Grad Student

None-of-the-above Katie

snickering american sisters

Future Unemployed

she actually growled

stoned assholes

Leon Dekelbaum

geek lover

Miss Megan

johnny virgil

Melissa Martinez

Princess Dy

A random

Padraic. Your Prince

The Yankee

Lucy and Emily

Dr. Seuss Tat

Rachel Graham

Secret Asian

Karl Karlson

No longer hungry

Nikki Apostolou

30 and kidless

i <3 colbert!

Aaron Padwee

Cautiously Optimistic

The DM

Lowly Human

Confused Coworker

worker bea

Laurence Crews

Legal Cube-Dweller

future old lady

loyal seattle reader

little bald bastard

works downstairs

Nighttime Smoker

conrad jones

Mrs The Experience

Count Funkula

Hipster #3

You have now

Dandelion Isafleur

Mao Carrera

Roger Mortis

christiaan montgomery

Bologna Sandwich

Anatomist Wannabe

not there anymore

please no more

dances with lawyers

Inside thought…

laura and matt

a [clean] student

Muindi F. Muindi

Maria Endrinal

Not Canadian

Lou Morning

Kelly Kell

maybe she will

Danielle is hot!

Teen Girl #1

Amused intern

Meagan Chen

Annoyed Passenger

Straight alumni

your humble narrator

dat ain’t right

Ann Onymous

broken girl

The Mean Teacher

me next?

across the cube

working hard

Alex Silver

First row fanboy

Designated Driver

Vomiting in mouth

Ali and Livi

Beantown Babe

kinda creeped out

try singing hymns

lesley arango

Jimmy Dailey

Steve Scalici

Ms. Manners

Pat Miller

That other girl

French dude

Emily Duncanson

Rebecca Cukier

Katie Bunny

Jessie’s Girl

Genna and Elaina

What is normal?

Laura and John

Mayor McCheese

romeo capulet

Lowly Clerk

Over H. Eard

Woman #3

me either

Jesus Christ

Sally Ravenswood

L. A. DiLalla

Rhiannon Stone

Andrew Nagy

Stephen Fargo


Tom Banjo

Chandra Smith-Thomas

A. Card

Red Genesis

Black in Queens

bemused bostonian

But I can…

Loud and Clear

santos l. halper

Jordan Cooper

gal in black

oh lawd

only at DRAM

the sinister minister

Cringing English major

Molly and Katy

Rhymes With Lasagna

R. Benson

Jake Perlman-Garr

Humored Midwest tourist

aria grillo

sister mary ann

raccoon assaulter

Mr. Money Bags

innocent passerby

wiliiam wilson

bemused eavesdropper

admittedly amused

Wendy Darling

Black Knight

Already Got One

Exploding Cake

Dan McInerney

Les Chinatown

Julian Calendar

Goin’ Payroll

Manager Guy

Reggie Queen

local onlooker

sy ‘philis’ amgems

Why, why, why?!

bus rider

Evil Penguin

Ellison’s Orange

Claudia Rose

i love love

Thin One

Mrs. Darcy

terd fergeson

big fat crouton

ginger balls

B McSea

Joe Fenton

Jericho n’ drop

E.F. Schubert

laughed inside

lisa Santandrea

For Cereal.

Miranda Morrison

Fax Machine

Amused newbie

oh, snap!

Trippin’ Billie

Sam Jameson

kellen heller

Cubeville denizen

intern liberal biologist

Jason Carr

Mmm… strawberries

The Man

legal lush

laughing intern

three amigas

Queen Of Spades

Hiding Roommate

random person

drew roddy

Bad Minkey

sypmathetic former waitress

Scorpions are creepy

The Lerpa

Hablo Español!

sneakey black guy

nonsmoker’s friend

David Males

mcr lover

Mobtown Boy

Glad I’m walking

non-mac nerd

Ann Lee

Megan Cowles

scared passenger

dan murray

bloody hell

Kat Navane

um, what?

horrified zoo-enthusiast

pulled out

pissed off

another margarita, please!

Phil DeGasperis

Dave Carpenter

Annie Dechant

Lauren Wurf

A Chan

History Buff

Stuck in Class

some chick

Sean Bogart

Random Passerby

It’s not turning!

Not a Ho

Brina Guild

evil new york

Barry Negrin

makin a difference

Stayin’ until 5…

um, yeah

Wendy Booz

Pura Vida

Pam Beesley

better without context

beach soccer bum

Mrs. Mayer

menu #2

OMG! me Too!

Jason Hanrahan

retarded receptionist

playbill staffer

Cathy Pyenson

I do, too

Still laughing

David in Dumbo

Mistress Silver

smokey the bear

uncle eddie

News Bunny

mr mann

Cliteesha Licorice

Last final

John Chapin

J Intellect

Tech Monkey

Jacksonian Democracy

elle woods-chelseahuckabay

Surfer Dude #1

Bronx Thomas O’Connor

Still Confused

Max Wastler

Shocked Student

not getting any

Mic all

Another bus driver

the office linebacker

I Don’t

Carri Jo

Siegfried & Roy

Drunk Patron

Megan Mama

Wendy GK

that’s kinda creepy

too cute!

Beautiful Barnard Woman

Andrew Boyd

Urban Cowboy

it did smell

Luke Taylor Brown

tickled passerbyer

rory solomon

don’t wanna know

Emily Leonard

Visiting Bostonian

Mark Schilsky

buffy fan

Matthew Rick

mo love

Oh My God

still recovering

The Nerd Whisperer

wait your intern

I love Frenchie

one smelly idiot

Not Even Kidding

confused reader

I’m fine thanks

amused traveller

i love dinosaurs

her best friend

around the corner

an engineer

there’s a difference?

attention target shopper

Talker’s Remorse

Anthony Recchia

Nicole Dyer

Mike Carlino

Piously laughing

i’m scared

oliver tomorrow

Tony Jones

Not really, no.

Interested. Very interested.

Julian Bennett Holmes

I would, too.

Not coming

Hott Bi Luvr

Hot Bi Luvr

Mel & Damee

uh what?

Bill Reese

xtina & sarah

Missin the city

Wear A Bra

Minnie Sukthankar-Romanovich

defragment my hard-drive

the sugar monster

Going Into Politics?

Weasal whisperer

I work there

Don’t pick me

Office Ears

Cubicle Co-Worker

Local girl

Adam Vine Whip

joss delaney

I like Dick

befuddled diner

Shaun Laika

James Triggs

Salmon Slap

Akojam Milas

Tommy Raiko

alana landa

Columbia Freshman

Curly Ku

cheese connoisseur

number seven

charles elliot

Hour-and-a-Half Delayed

Debbie Kate

Black White Woman

Joey Madison

ctrl alt delete

Adam Distler

Taggart Snyder

Got my GED

Office Droid

jeff little

T-T-T- Taylor

sleepy philosophy student

Jessica Bessica

not a nerd

Amused Girlfriend

not a goth

nate honeycut

Lauren Joyce

Shelly Rutherford

Joey Gillis

Me Too

guarquez sanchez

Fourth Axiom

Sara Gabriela

City Hall

Baffled fiancée

Capitalist Pig

missing in action

Shona Riddell

Lucas Krech

Lizzy Fo Shizzy

Oh my

What a Skank

Freudian Slip

Bored Receptionist

Laughing Librarian

the model

Grossed Out Customer

so what?

Logic Impaired

really bored

English Teacher #2

queer engineer

Amused yet appalled

Laughing passerby

pee bee

No Kidding

sadi heleina

baffled colonial historian

HelloClairice & Lara

Gerry Visco

Lauren Marks

Cody Lister

Laura Hughes

Just right, apparently

NYU Frosh Hater

Always Amazed

Snickering Cashier

checking own feet

third wheel

Audiogirl Hates Elevators

Jean val Jean

Dr Phyllis

Ahkuah Mahn

glorified gopher

Grammatically Stunned

Laughing at everyone

metaphysical, my arse

Smarty Pants

thinks he meant

kate & matt

D money

Janee Howard

Amy Beckerman

The Doifter

On Platform

Russ Brag

at a loss

That works…

Almost Tourist

big baby

WTF Mate

Goofa Sutra Yogini

Holly Kaye

The Inimitable Karen

Shai Googly

Big Poppa

Sarabeth and Jesse

Laura L. Davis

oh my

The Other Designer

Dunder Mifflin

Purely horrified

that’s the spirit

Travis Roberts

Rick Felice

Bahama Mama

Cdogg Davis

you go, girl

Jason Hamlin

Pilar Annabelle Santiago

good question

Crossing My Fingers

Mistres Silver

W. Liang

You’ll get FAT!

Sweet Jimmy

unfound dick

Kenney Matthews

SLC kid

les chinatown

uses a condom

trin trin

Amused Teenage Tourist

MC Sluttner

Kevin Michael Lee

Nancy Weber

michael nesline

Target Audience

Rachel Hoban

Different strokes

the asian princess

Liam Cubbin

Monia Paford

Sam Jerman

Call him stupid

Seriously concerned

bobby bo bobby

Ready to graduate

A Horrified Student

he really did

Jigga Mouse

the stonefoxx

Flying Pig

Awesome Naveed

the nearest sunbather

absolutely horrified

bingo player

the bomb track

the blankenships

Total Gutterskank

mr. Wtf?

I’d use it

The Vagina Whisperer

Drunk Guy

Julia Kriner

matt stohrer

Mr. Jiggy

the silent temp

Liberry Lady

Bob Going

Jack Rittymanee

j. asner

Jeremy Tortora

jewish girl

Hurtz donit

El Blingo

living with morons

Suriya Schmidt

Tom Jotkowitz

Cultured New Yorker

suzy vapid

Defying Gravity

Ghost Rock It

lunch on 29th

Stereotype or caricature

100% not drunk

Lukas Page

Apple Juice

martin gehrke

joe osmundson

Just going home

Hobo Appreciation Society

trailing behind

hair hopper

tip, tipper, tippest

Bang-Around Bob

Chaz Michael Michaels

Dancing Mermaid

Parade Spectator

Michelle Eisenberg

Ellen DeGenerate

Matt Roca

Queemys Mommy

You’re Welcome

Michelle Smith

Amy Jill

stunned juice drinker

Al E. Ro

Johanna Cipolla

Jedi Master

Holly Foote

Amused assistant

medieval much?

Gentile Intactus

sex object

Covert Kitten

The Touched

Patiently Waiting

Cranberry Juice

Picture Drawer

Alex Lepro

A student

So not 14!

Columbia Student

Oh Broadway

Stunned, yet amused

On High Alert

Another electric guy

define sexy

victoria’s true secret

squirrely mcsquirrel

The RQ

Not a samurai

Jersey Jude

David Weber

it’s on 125th

The McCrum

wynsters the tigress

Josh Barro

Kelly Mac

George Bush

Also Irritated

Yiriam Madison

Fertile Bystander

Convinced she’s correct

Another Assistant

engineer #3

Big Ideas

Silent Observer

temporary paralegal

Knows Hebrew

Nick Danger

Not an apprentice

The Zar

A Fellow Waddler

Eavesdropping grad student

Amused Psych Prof

Wonder Bra

Pale Kid

No longer hungry!

the lowly receptionist

IT guy

Hal Aljibury

Cubicle Right Outside

Jefferson Smoyle

pineapple girl

Tess Miller

Jimmy Bean

used to it

A Devout Jesus-ist

Ri & Yuu

Anthony Ross

Charlie Nicholson

Mrs. Met

Mike McG

The Cannon

Melly Mel

Miss Adventure

me neither..

can’t breathe

megan cuervo

A rare sighting

Johnny Utah

Poor Bastard

Cube dweller

Thugalicious Baller

pooper scooper

Disturbed English Teacher

Assistant Girl

former Episcopalian

keith smith

rach boogie

la petite touriste

Ugly Doll

hungry dog

The Baron

Confused white person

Mad Hatter

equally disgusted

office dog

Mistah Rabbit

Smarter College Student

Culturally Confuzzled Human

Homeless Guy

Miss Meliss

Ryan Hague

boston bobby

EE Grimshaw

Hew, the bird

andy kleiman

Deeply Troubled

Three-Headed Monster

Eskimo Child

hoken chong

Anna Deaton

not beth

bananna lee fishbones

slowpoke rodriguez

b&n guy

Dr Hackenbush

Sarah McLellan

lara Sargologo

NYT reader

K the Bomb

Melody SW

the nearby barista

Oh, Queens

Reading girl

Kevin Frost

Beth Smith

Sheila Michaels

A laughing classmate

LA Law Girl

The Bostonian

Emily Leatrice

not invited

Blaze Boy

Katie Koeblitz

needs a car

Jealous too

Shy One

Annabelle Nightingale

Going on holidays

C Dubz

knee coal

Rebecca Katherine Hirsch

IS and JC

aspiring old lady

Audrey Monaco

Sara McGrath

A Lone Bitch


Regina Deorum

Nash Astor

Leaving Harlem

tin steve

R. Frank

Feziie Fez

Darius Izad

what what

Elm City Lass

Kate Elizabeth Queram

Red Bull Ben

Orlando Furioso

Define Back Colon

Bored Coffee Girl

an amused underling

I want one.

Librarian on break

E. Vill. Genius

Alex Gelman

Put back

Non-Chinese Rice-Lover

Inky Circus

Evacuated Employee

Harried Visitor

Tater Tot

Ms. Dubs

meyers of keswick

dead partier

Brian Brinegar

westward ho

Well He’s Right

pee quiet

Giggling Silently

One cubicle over

Ryan Engley

Disgruntled Mail Worker

Coworker #3

Deadly and Delicious

hannie bananie

Dash Riprock

Reggie Vikram

Jah Shu Wah

Andrew Jacobs

Marco Formosa

woodrow t parker

amused bystander

Mehdi Hasan Sheikh

jesse michael klein

Matthew Sahd Mohammed

sober eavesdropper

Hannah Rose

Ferocious Russian

also jaywalking

Subway Goer

brian Sabowski

Jen & Paul

Elise C-K

It’s not paranoia…

Trapped in Laguna

Lost in Space

Cube Farmer

Bottle Fed

Miss Informed

Mr. E. Meat

Not that loud…

afraid to speak

Kent by Day

goo goo doll

betty machete

Cooper Union Student

imitation rastaman

Alex And Ra

solution to what?

Tourist Who Blends

Philip Niosi

Mrs. LeClair

jess and ari

heroine in iniquity

beth devlin

Nathaniel Jones

Why oh why…?

Ian Jacoby

amused coworker

Not her sister

jenny power

She’s… ah… tenacious

Going Gay

reservations monster

queen eileen

The abused receptionist

Amazed Colleague

Adam Kraemer

ron cabrera

Super Sexy Woman

Nolan & Brandon

Carol Elk

Laughing Goy

Georgia Peach

McKinley’s Friend

Peter Rice

queemy’s mommy

wasn’t me

Against Marj

Smirking Minnesotan

Walter Sobjzcek

Tres Chic

Armadillo What…

Jonathon Flachlinie

Attaboy Finch

shelving drone

Mothers Anonymous

dr mike

The Communicator

That little broad

Walking by…

the quiet one

Juan Dude

Wearing a watch

chicken fat


Domestically Apathetic

La Vie Boheme

Ghandi was Indian..

Jeff in Soho

sunny maguire

detective olivia benson

The Albino

Ek CrIsp

John Proctor

Princess Leia

Horrified Handwasher

Sounds Scary!

Calamity Canyon

brooklyn blonde

My sister

soup dumpling

still speechless

We all did

rosemary’s baby

Nina Milnes

not welcome anymore

geico lizard

Al Key Hall

embarassed for her

Soiled Eve

The Wizard

Calling the Morgue

The Office Bitch

Delivery Expert

It’s Comcastic

juicy fruit

Jay Blue

laughing myself stupid

amused temp

Confused Passerby

John Dunmore

Lydia the Great

Stinky Pinky

Matt Chancellor

the phantom listener

Serene Demeanor

sooooo, how much?

Liane Graham

John Paul

Amateur Brain Cardiologist

Maury Povich’s viewer

college girl

theater babe

rent head

Clarity Burntime

Greg Reeves

Cannoli Boy

and he’s OUT!

an observing teacher

push, push

thanks Captain Obvious

Hopes There Aren’t

rosa who else

Stared in disbelief

Elementary Geek

michael Ciancio

Hungover Intern

Jas & Jess

Next in line

college graduate

Tourist from Canadia

I’d like Daniel

Mixmaster Mike

Spanky Van Dyke

Lazy Mr. Wiggles

Danny Lynch

Addababy Itsaboy

captain awesome

One Who Knows

the saga continues

Maggie Mae

lp’s habit

Corn Mash Whiskey

Teacher Noga

Fork and Knife

Stephanie Burns

Wil Dog

disgruntled employee

Tex Morgan

Eric Kuo

E.Vill. Genius

Catherynne Valente

Me, Myself, Personally

floridian passerby

Not a Texan

Errol Stairpath

random student

El Pollo

Lauren DeGasperis

that’s my dad


maximus prime

Kimberly King Parsons

Living a fantasy

Not Haitian

Winter Coat

Jersey has everything

Retarded Quarterback

a. keane

Michael Pantozzi

amused sales associate

Jeff of [tos]

Switching Departments

The Eel

Michael Schiano

Mark Keller

John Osvald

Lauren Michelle

Willie COol

crackin’ up

Another mother

Jen Chick

Not A Hipster

High LiferforLife

wondering same

Raze One

clarence rosario

amalthya & schizo

dr. getoffyourhighhorse

Me neither

Rebecca Odorisio

they’re coming

Sally Tomato

B.W. McAdams

Tina B=Tits McGee

2nd time gramma

frequent flier

please stop talking

Super grad student

Riana Hensel

Guy Smiley

Robert Mattera

Addie Wagenknecht

Henry Crawford

Alex Agius

Peter Pecker

A bum rap

Awestruck Iowan

Al E Ro

USY lover

Jess Cohennnnn

couldn’t stop laughing

Just listening

um, I agree

another lifeguard

Walford geog

Johnny Tremaine

Tommy Wooh

Mr. Man

DM Cook

A Vagina

Rachel Jordan

Annichen Fors

believed him

Jobee, a pedestrian

Cousin It

Other suit-buying tourist

fashionbly competent

Rachel Lindsay

Just a girl

Trying to sleep

not interested

Girl Driver #2

Krazy Karl

Is He Serious?

John Howard

cool, im hungover.

Fellow UPS Employee

Alleged pre-calc student

August Galifi

Shannon O’Toole

dumbstruck passengers

Jess Cohen

Geri AssTrick

Girl From Australia

Kevin Motel

Dark Meat

amused socialist

Grace Aldridge

deep pockets

PH factor

Rick campion

Brain Surgeon

kitchen watcher

Jas Bohrman

I Prefer Limes

dr. obvious

M. Ducheine

Caroline McGraw

Monica Lake

Look. Up.

Anna Meyer

burst out laughing

Wasn’t there either

Cracked Up

i hate customers…

Other Salesgirl

another grad student

highly qualified

kung fu master

Snow Whitefish

another witness

Greg Case

it’s halloween

another CSA

Mindy WIlson

Not carpooling anymore

close. very close

eye-rolling art student

dr. schadenfreude

Intimidated by children

Jannine Ramlochan

Laughing to myself

Sunnyside Up

The Faker

Mike Schwartz

Donde Esta

Stiffling the Laugh

thinking about transferring

book browser

Lane In Richmond

admin in charge

just another temp

Hapless intern

Left Lobe

Dun Ben Ther

Not A Deskie

Writer guy

Redfox Alpha

Other Cashier

Laughing N Train

Pat Nich

The Jewish Asian

Gina Bruce

rad dude

Willy Holiday

Andrew Dill

..the hell…

book stacker

Dave Trowbridge

Fellow shopper

Miguelito Morrison

S. Griffin

DJ Oakes

Mike Hunt

rachel whited

yo mama

Mylisa Suzanne

Lil wayne

someone’s mom

Rachel Rockafella

Vinny Lopez

Johnny Appleseed

amused MD

embarrassed for you

Redstick Zero Five

I prefer the

I’m ordering wine

Jonathan Willis

Laughing inside

The Intern

made me laugh

The Rat

The Whyte Lyte

applying elsewhere

Emily Jean

The Girl

I would

AmberRose Smiles

CT Observer

Jennifer Ellerbe

o rly?

Cubicle right outside

research associate

Ian Robertson

Jet Black

on my honeymoon

Ray Kugler

San Gennaro Reveler

team jeffrey

Queer #3

cave man style

Scott Gresham

J. G. Lapinski

D. P.S.

Picadilly Bones

Derek Paruolo

i wanna see!

Rhymes with Banana

Quitting soon

next cube over

Lori Lou Who

Al Wilner

a fellow shopper

gianni jones

In agreement

Poor Guy

the other assistant

not-so-smart asian.

Pam Beasley

American Goods

got off too

carnie lover

Young professional’s friend

Hunter College Guy

Pale CT mess

Dead Man Walking

bisexual opera student

johnjoseph bibby

Am I Next

Home Depot Shopper

June Bug

long time mom

Beach Comber

Sitting nearby, LOLing.

Nick Dempsey

Pat Merino

already showered

Sheena Tahilramani

Amused Suit

Amused Pre-K teacher

Jill Benson

really touched

writer and consumer

evil twin

Going to class

Chris Evans

Naked Lunch

Miss Hellion

lucky bastard

Auston McLain

chuzzle in space

better off agnostic

so not PC

Debauched Angel

Shaking Head

Translater Please!

Feeling Secure

Speechless RN

Anais Borg-Marks

Infield Fly

Lee Hall

clothed employee

Citi Slicker

Gitcher Eyes Checked

Emilio Lizardo

RPLB 2000

likes big waves

Another pale girl

TC Ledger

stephin’ out

Dav Ellman

twelve step

Fair warning given

Literate Midwesterner

Mr. Rictus

confabulation nation

Hmm..maybe Lens Crafters

Not stapled

jon wazoo

Marc Wiley

Laughing Local

kelley girl

random dancer

Slappy McGee

Chicken soup

lips don’t lie

Tennis Fan

Still laughing now

Fellow Hallmark Employee

Snark Monster

Eero Plain

Didn’t believe him

Converting to Judaism

non-profit ninja

Just having oatmeal

Pop Culturally Literate

over 30

Extra Character

Lacy Magnolia

Jenna Blackburn

R train Rider

amused white girl

cerebral pauly

lol holocaust

Easily Entertained

Employee #3

Amy Alfortish

Yank Down Under

muffin girl

also stared

lino & wyja

Laughing in America

underpaid TA

Total Observer

Vinyl Junkie

he deserved it


James Dean

bored at work

Mongo Man

V. Johnsen

Prefers the latter

suddenly not hungry

jessie spano

slightly confused

Chris Kelly

The Minchkin

Been There

Todd Garrin

Amused white intern

riding the train

Mystified Brooklynite

A regular person

common people

Fung Wahhahahahaha

Interested Listener

tea sipper

imperial frog

blocking the exit

CSS Nightmare

Nurse says what

Nick Vilas

very entertained carnivore

Curious Kat

Shocked Onlooker

not mine


Hiding in cubicle

Johnny Drama

the Intern

Sunday Morning Jogger

Kim Siddorn

J. Max

Jordan Green

Chel Sea

mound charger

just passing by

grappling with zippers

David in Seattle

Spacing Out

only hernia-ed it

Not Buying Meat

confused desi

Eli Feldblum

feeling inadequately straight

Sunny Reiser

Assistant #3

crema restaurante

Over-qualified, obviously

Kp & Cd

Sanjay Bhatia

Kimmie David

Joanna Kim

arc, mich

Lauren Lerner

Egg Bird

beach native

awesome teyie

Peter Brown

Nina Drummond

becka dash

Rachel Strauss

Mike Oxlong

moving away quickly

concerned citizens

Zak Santucci

jeff lebowski

office peon/cubicle monkey

another painter

Peter Horan

NYC Weekend Visitor

steven lowell

Jennifer Cuatt

Drank the coffee

amazed observer

einstein lives!

Syd O’Banion

I hate shoobies.

Tom Johnson

future gyno

Porko Rico

Upstate Gambler

Johnny Snakehead

Cole Goadbog

Teresa Minnich

silently smirking

A beach bookreader

Another Swede

Confesed Passerby

rachel kieffer

Bartender Snickering Nearby

Dispatch God

George Feeney

steak of life

Recovering Workaholic

Ben Varca

Gina Costanza

hallway passerby

Why Me?

Brian Flanagan

Be-deez nuts

Liz Burrin

Miles Highclub

AJ Stone

Emily Anne

Andrew Schulte

Standing behind you

Miss Kitty

El Gee

The Mom

andrew dean

Sanandara Bong

Rob Dobrenski

cowering in corner

Rationalization Whiplash

open container

dj dradle

Lunch Special

John da peon

office minion

another oriental

Fried Egg

burger lover

She’s Not Psychic

devin the artist

Chris Newcomer

Chicken King

tricky nikki

Chuckles to Himself

Sarah Vanderbilt

amanda fox

Aaron Johnson

Jim Shortts

D Meyers

Julia Sokol

ash sauer

Clay Parrish

a smarter customer.

sun-fried brain

J.C. Tabler

J. Tro

Nick McDowell

A disbelieving employee

Miss Parker

also kinda drunk

Hot Chick

Legal Ho’

Sara Jerome

jenny’s hero

No you didn’t!

morgan from missouri

Andrew Toutain

The Un-Tourist

Dugan Hayes

patrick Smith

Jenny Tobias

Rod Backer

Onion girl

Jess the Pirate

Computer-boy, I assume

wading nearby

her boss

Ben Somma

the fashionatrix

sneaky pete

Laura From Aurora

Snarfed my Soda

Gary Wax

Hamish The Li

Pirate Wench

amused sales clerk

Listening In

Boo Radley

Nick McD

Rob Kemper

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No Longer Employed

lost in translation

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courtesy flush

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tom brigham

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brain girl

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kevin budd

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Twenty Something

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temp drone

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Dot Matrix

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the new girl

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Arthur Vandelay

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donrae moore

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Office Slave

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Bubble Wrap THIS

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Intern hears all

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elle meno pea

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Oldcorps 50

Lost in Suburbia

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Intern aka Peon

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Melissa Joelle Corder

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Jeni Gonzales

phone girl

Corey Pressler

james Landry

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Cube Grunt

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Liz Nin

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J Swen

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scott perrin

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just dunno


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Cube #3

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hang on voltaire

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Say Wha?

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Jake Sokol

joanna ferguson

Joanna Ferguson

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Elle George

EL Gee

Ticked Off

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Office Gnome

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Sean Evans

Word Power

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Martin Adams

externs unite!

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oh jeez

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emily molino

overworked underlaid

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Elizabeth F. Kaplan

girl waiting

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Bill Dwyer

office fly

Omar Mekoff

Jane Reaction

Marc Mitchell

Heather Kinzy

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token asian girl

Adam Westrich

Miki Mootsey

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Chris Atkins

The Other Graham

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ben rosman

the secretary

Eli Mavros

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Karl Chandler

Heidi Schwartz

Brian Camphausen

Michelle Boozell

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Mandy LeBoeuf

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Miss Quote

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Joey (Office Politics)

SGT Grier

the yawner

corporate drone

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gus shanks

Jeff Jenks

Appalled fellow student

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Roxanne Paris

cubicle dweller

starry eyed

Paint Chick

margaret weddell

Server King

Billable hours

desk monkey

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An Annoying Receptionist

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Ray Del Savio

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Max Guevara

embarrassed assistant

crackin up

the other passenger

the unchosen

saving the world

Mr. Dickinson

booth grazer

brittany schultz

Dawn Margolin

Misha Mc

Proof Positive

another temp

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Get a Dictionary

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Intern’s Friend

quietly listening

I IS Clerk

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Jenn Wilkins

Bill Morris

R. Segraves

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trying my patience

losing patience

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New Hire

new here

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Tony Electric

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Abu Zarqawi

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den mother

Lowly Assistant

cherry the copywriter

Dirty White Intern

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sadie jay

still employed

I Heart Condescension

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Eve’s Dropper

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karen hammer

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Transient Girl

Michael John

Rex Skidmore

Shelby Lea

Just looking…

horrified customer

Mad Teddy

Slave Intern

J. Collins

Fly by Fruiting

A Sane Applicant

Office Drone

J-P Chanda

Mary Phillips-Sandy

Peter Shankman

innocently walking dog

Lynne & Craig

Sam Fox

Ray Hannigan

mary phillips-sandy

Alec DeRuggiero

Patrick Taylor

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anna ryan

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slim joe

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aron ben naphtali

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J D Ortiz

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splash magazine

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Lauren Guida

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C J Eshelby

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Lesley Brooke

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Beatriz Vidal

Dixie Mae

Mari Tov

Lizzy Vegas

jay ryan

Mallory McMahon

Non racist

Rose Yndigoyen

Luke Reynolds

Mr Tips

Abbie Mullaney

Emerson Beyer

Adam Graham

Mia Mylet

Bob Jones

Mars the Infomage

meg grace

Lisa Gavell

Gabe Connor

Heather Letzkus

Shana McKibbin

Scott Anderson

A. L. Daniel

peter drier

Dan White

Christina Duffy

adam shuck

Kaitlyn Meehan

D. Senturia

David Byrne

Pete Johnson

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Langston Kahn

Traczie Bellinger

Doug Gaeta

Jennifer Jones

Katerina Leznik

Armen Gemdjian

Sean Schuyler

Jonathan Perkel

Amanda Nazario

Robert Anderson

Kevin M. McGrath

Matt Carron

Ani Sin

jermaine propane

Renee Florence

Paul Schellenberg

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Eileen Donnelly

jen wik

Simon Kibosh

Jacob Feldman

Anna Carden

Marissa Rich

Jodi Verse

lori dockendorf

chris ayrelios

Ted Stickels

Josh Mueller

Jose Montero

Joshua Cody

Shannon Bowman-Sarkisian

Thea Carlson

Iraqi Reinkardasis

mark manne

Preetham Mallikaruna

Gus Colletti

Alexis Kellert

sparkle shortz

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