Best Quotes from 3-4 Weeks Ago




Like a quote? Get it on a shirt!

If You Don't Share with Him

(mom yelling at six-year-old son playing with several magazines)
Mom
: Eric, let's go now!

Eric: But Mom, I want one!
Mom: For Christ's sake! Just take one and let's go.
(Eric takes Gay Life)
Mom
: Your father is going to kill you.


--80th & 2nd Ave

Overheard by: Schatz


Posted 2008-06-22 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Nature: 2 Nurture: 0

Little boy #1: You're afraid to talk to girls!
Little boy #2 (very solemnly): Because they're monsters.

--56th & 8th

Overheard by: Cori


Posted 2008-06-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

You'd Be Fired for That Anywhere Else in the US

Woman: I'd like a latte with percent milk.
Barista: Percent? You mean "two percent"?
Woman: No, just regular percent milk.
Barista: (...)
Woman, condescendingly: There's whole milk, and there's skim milk, and then in-between, there's percent milk. Got it?
Barista: You're gettin two percent. I hope that works for you.

--Starbucks

Overheard by: Carol


Posted 2008-06-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Not Knowing CSI Has No Secret Agents

Kid #1, sharing iPod with kid #2: Hey, it's the CSI song!
Kid #2: (laughs) Yeah.
Kid #1: It's like we're secret agents!
Kid #2: (laughs) No.
Kid #1: Yeah! It is.
Kid #2: No... It's like, we're stoners on the subway listening to The Who.

--F Train


Posted 2008-06-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And a Nazi Wouldn't Hail a Cab Of Color

Little tourist boy: Mommy! Look, that lady is a Nazi!
Frazzled tourist mom: What? Oh... Honey, that nice lady is hailing a cab, not Hitler.

--Bowery


Posted 2008-06-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

That Kid Wasn't Even Hot

Girl: So she made a mistake!
Man: She's a pedophile!
Girl: It was a big mistake!

--62nd & York

Overheard by: petey


Posted 2008-06-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Smart Money Says the Cheat Sheet Was One Off

Student teacher: Guys! Seriously! Was the Underground Railroad an actual train?
7th graders: No.
Student teacher: Then why did you all circle "true" for number 8: "The Underground Railroad ran on coal"?

--University Neighborhood Middle School


Posted 2008-06-12 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

See the Best of the Previous Week