Where in the World are Wednesday One-Liners?

Tourist: Is this 49th Street? Oh no, I think we’re at Times Square! –Uptown R Train at Union Square Overheard by: Limey Lady on cell: I’m on the corner by the trash can and the lamp. –Union Square Man on cell: Wait, I’m on 4th and Broadway…Hey wait, are you me? Who are you? –4th and Broadway Guy on cell: Ey! Eeeey! What, like you can’t SEE me? I’m up heeeeh, waving my arms like an ingrate! –Shea Stadium, upper deck Overheard by: Infield Fly Guy on cell: Yeah I’m here in the NYU park. We are gonna talk about feng shui. Not your feng shui, my feng shui. –washington square park Overheard by: ak Guy on cell: I can see a big building, can you see a big building where you are? –University and 8th Street