White lady: As a black man, how do you feel about Al Sharpton?…Because I know how I feel about him, but I’m not black.
–Office, Park Avenue
Overheard by: Peasant
Hobo: …Lick Al Sharpton’s balls! Suck out his asshole! You’re Democrats! It’s your job!
–18th & 7th
Overheard by: A & J
- Posted on
- About Celebrities, Asshole, Balls, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Hobos, Office, One-liners, Politics, Race, White People
Drunk guy: I lost my voice last night; I haven’t lost my voice since high school.
Sober guy: Only little bitches lose their voice.
Drunk guy: True.
–1st Avenue between 3rd & 4th
Black cyclist guy: Where’s all the black people around here? Did y’all eat all the black people?
White girl: They taste yummy!
–Houston & West Broadway
Overheard by: alyssa
- Posted on
- Black People, Food, Race, The Village, White People
Girl: Are those tighty whities?
Guy: Yeah, it’s laundry day.
Girl: Then why drop your drawers in a bar?
–Danny Boys, Staten Island
Overheard by: bawookie
- Posted on
- Bars & Clubs, Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Staten Island
HS girl: So how was your love life over the summer?
HS boy: I hooked up with the Prime Minister of Georgia’s daughter.
–67th & Amsterdam
Actor guy #1: Are you from the South?
Actor guy #2: The South of this country?
–Lehman College
Overheard by: BriGuy Ferrari
- Posted on
- Actors, College, Not New York, School, Stupidity, The Bronx, U.S. Geography
Girl: Is your package big?
Guy: …I don’t know…depends on what my mom ordered.
–116th & Broadway
Overheard by: Bowserhsu
- Posted on
- Moms, Nicknames & name calling, Parents, Penis, People, Pick-up Lines
Chick #1: What is that, [a picture of] a barn?
Chick #2: No, it’s the Globe.
Chick #1: What are you, a wench?
–Perry & West 4th
- Posted on
- Bimbettes, Stupidity, Theater & Dance, Visual Art, West Village
Ghetto guy: Dat movie was da bomb.
Ghetto hoochie: Yeah guy, 10 thumbs up!
–City Cinemas Village East, 2nd Avenue
Overheard by: Faceman
- Posted on
- Ghetto Chicks, Manhattan, Movie Theaters, Movies, People, Places, Pop Culture, Thugs, Topics, Union Square and East Village, Venues
Guy: We could go to Coyote Ugly.
Girl: Or Cheap Shots!
Guy: Ugh.
Girl: Boo-yah! I bet that’s the only place down here I could yell “boo-yah” and people would yell it with me. With sincerity.
–1st Avenue & 9th Street
- Posted on
- Clubs, Girls, Guys, Union Square and East Village
