Dude: So are you going to sing karaoke?
Girl: No, I don’t think so. Are you?
Dude: Nah.
Girl: Why not? Can you sing?
Dude: Oh yeah, I can sing. I just don’t read.
–Nevada Smith’s, 3rd Avenue
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- Bars & Clubs, Manhattan, Music, Union Square and East Village
Guy #1: Isn’t that the Norwegian metal band where the drummer is eight and he killed the lead singer?
Guy #2: No, the drummer ate the lead singer.
–1st Avenue & 6th Street
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- Global Geography, Guys, Idiots, Murder, Music, Stupidity, Talking/Convos, Words
Girl #1: Is there a movie version of Catcher in the Rye?
Girl #2: No, but a lot of films based on the concept.
Girl #3: I have always been so attracted to that character.
–M27 bus
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- Books & Writing, Friends, Movies, On the Bus
Drunk teen girl #1: We both really need to stop drinking, you’re drinking three times a week now.”
Drunk teen girl #2: Yeah, well, there’s nothing better to do around here.
Drunk teen girl #1: You’re turning into an alky.
Drunk teen girl #2: I’m not an alcoholist!
–J train
Overheard by: christina
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- Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Stupidity
Teen girl: I wouldn’t call me bi but more curious. Nut when I was fooling around with her I thought to myself, “I’d definitely do this again.”
–1 train
Overheard by: Mike Smith
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- All Wednesday One-Liners, Girl-on-Girl, Girls, Hook Ups, On the Subway, People, Sex & Relationships, Teens, Topics
Girl on cell: What, did she say she thought I was going to hit her or something?…There was a customer there!
–Broadway & 70th
Overheard by: Vanessa Robinson
Loudspeaker: After an earlier incident, the D as in W train is running…
–Pacific Street station
Overheard by: Lorelei
Girl on cell: I’m settling for you only because you are tolerating me.
–Penn Station
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Waiter: There is no indefinite standing allowed in the garden.
–Luca Lounge, Avenue B
Overheard by: Anna
Chick: Yo, I don’t mind sharing some pussy so long as she ain’t my wife. If she’s my wife, then I ain’t sharing pussy!
–Time Warner Center
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- Buildings, Gays and Lesbians, Marriage, One-liners, Three is Company, Vagina
