Chick: Yo, I don’t mind sharing some pussy so long as she ain’t my wife. If she’s my wife, then I ain’t sharing pussy!
–Time Warner Center
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- Buildings, Gays and Lesbians, Marriage, One-liners, Three is Company, Vagina
Man: Oh my God, it’s sold out. What do we do?
Woman: I don’t know. Suicide?
–Film Forum, Houston Street
Lady: Excuse me, where is Nathan’s?
Guy: It’s around the corner, asshole.
–South Street Seaport
- Posted on
- Assholes, Directions, People
Girl #1: So how was France?
Girl #2: Pretty good, although we didn’t go out much. We only went to a restaurant like once.
Girl #1: That’s good.
Girl #2: Yeah, we hardly gave them any opportunities to be rude to us.
–Hunter North Building elevator, East 69th Street
Overheard by: Babs Monroe
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- Elevators, Etiquette, Food, Friends, Global Geography, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
Chick #1: You know I wanna lose some weight, especially in my hips.
Chick #2: I felt like that a while ago. I was dating this guy and when him and I broke up I wanted to be slimmer when I saw him again. Girl, I took some weight loss pills and lost about 20 pounds. When I saw him again he said I looked sick. I had fucked around and lost my ass. I still haven’t gotten it back yet.
–80th & 3rd
Overheard by: Divine Essence
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- Ass, Beauty, Diet/Weight, Girls, Relationships, Skinny People, Upper East Side
Guy: Okay, so I know a female dog is called a bitch, but what is a male dog called?
Girl: Um, that would be a dog. Idiot.
–72nd & Columbus
Overheard by: Stephanie S
- Posted on
- Animals & Nature, Girls, Guys, Stupidity, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
Girl: I want to see that.
Guy: What’s it about?
Girl: The war in Europe.
–West 4th Street station
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- Idiots, Movies, Subway Stations
Girl: So where do you live?
Guy: In Jersey City.
Girl: Is that in Jersey?
–Elevator, Greenwich & North Moore
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- Elevators, Global Geography, Idiots, Stupidity
Drunk lady: I don’t know how you get all those fuckin’ girls. You’re
motherfuckin’ 70 years old!
Old man: My dick. My big fuckin’ dick.
–Carroll Gardens
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- Brooklyn, Old People, Penis
Suit #1: I am in a crazy mood right now.
Suit #2: Crazy meaning…? “Shoot ’em up” or more “naked pool swimming”?
–Jazzy’s, Varick Street
Overheard by: andrea marshall
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- Bars & Clubs, Hard Drugs, Nudity, Suits
